“Fuck you, my child is completely fine” Your child reads harry styles x reader angst every time she feels overwhelmed and pressured.

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“Fuck you, my child is completely fine” Your child reads harry styles x reader angst every time she feels overwhelmed and pressured.
Bucky, sweating: Y/N, there’s something I need to ask you-
Y/N: Finally! You’re proposing!
Bucky: How’d you know?
Y/N: Bucky, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Y/N: I even picked it up once.
Bucky: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for almost a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.
Bucky: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually.
Y/N: Maybe you need to be a little more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Bucky: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Bucky: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Buck, but they’re too dumb for you.
Sam in the corner eating popcorn: I live for this
Hufflepuff, after an argument: I’m really sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it.
Slytherin:
Hufflepuff: I’m assuming that since your hand is now on my ass, you forgive me.
oh Lord Jesus this one gets me EVERY TIME
Was looking through my timeline and 7 years ago I found out my ex cheated on me so I gassed up my car and left for 1 week without telling anyone but ended up going to my oldest brother’s place. I used to get this feeling of being sad when I thought about it and now it’s just a thing that happened to me or a thing that I went through and that’s it, no other thoughts come to mind. I’ve changed a lot. I was dating this one dude for awhile and I had to fit myself into his schedule and then I was like “wtf am I doing?” So I told him this isn’t working out and he tried to get upset and I’m like “why are you getting upset? I’m not someone who waits around for anyone, so take your attitude and leave me alone.” And then I blocked him on everything and yeah. He made other accounts to talk to me but I blocked those too and he left me alone eventually.
Just an fyi. I don’t wait around for people to understudy that I’m worth it because I am (loyalty, understanding, faithful, respectful are traits that I have and those will never change), I don’t wait around for people who don’t have their shit together, I don’t wait around for people who haven’t dealt with whatever the fuck they need too, and I don’t wait around period. Sick and tired of mfs who think I will wait around until they are ready because I won’t be around and I don’t give second chances. My dumbass used to give a ton of chances. If someone screws up, I just want them to know that I don’t need them, I just wanted them and I’m 100% okay with kicking someone out, cutting someone out, and never speaking to them. I grew up with 4 older brothers, so when I say I can handle myself, I mean it.👌🏼🙌🏼
Say it over and over agin, until you are out of breath. “I will not make myself small.”
MALCOLM & MARIE (2021) dir. Sam Levinson
Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
Y/N: I have an idea
Fred: okay, illegal?
Y/N: no
George: someone’s gonna get hurt?
Y/N: I don’t think so
Fred: well then why the fuck you wanna do it?
Y/N: it’s kind of a dick move…
Fred:
Fred: you should’ve led with that…
George: let’s do it
Idea of You
Maybe I was in love with the idea of who you could have been more than who you really are.
“Some girls are full of heartache and poetry and those are the kind of girls who try to save wolves instead of running away from them.”
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