Fandoms Are My Obsession

[drake-the-incubus]

Hey, so I needed to spend some money for a juice jug, because I can’t drink the water here and need to make juice and the milk jug I was using stopped functioning.

I’m a disabled trans man, and my disability payment won’t be until February 1st. Which is 21 more days. I’ve been cutting into my food money to get essentials.

My Ko-Fi is: https://ko-fi.com/drakonnightengale

You can commission me or donate, but I would need about $60 for the rest of month. Anything you can donate is appreciated, even like five dollars would help.

Reblogs are really appreciated.

[space-dad-pascal]

The Child on His Break 🖤

[life-or-something-like-lt]

#Daddy can fix it

[cranity]

if I were a jedi i’d also want black robes, it may signal my downfall but man I just can’t do beige

[threadsketchier]

getchu a jedi who can do both

[skully-bones]

MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER

[sylffs]

"Hurry inside; you won't be able to prevent the deaths of the innocent masses if you all catch a cold."

-A literal, canonical thing Indrid "Mothman" Cold has said in The Adventure Zone. (Episode 17 47:30)

[valtsv]

people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).

[valtsv]

this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since

[glumshoe]

why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:

[gravitygals]

why don't u

[glumshoe]

because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and it’s so hard to find good pants

[theevenprime]

I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.

The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.

However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.

And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.

That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.

The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

I have literally never put more than 3 seconds of thought into what pair of underwear I’m going to wear. Meanwhile tumblr user theevenprime is playing 6 dimensional chess with their undergarments.

I guess I gotta step my game up.

[gravoche-deactivated20210104]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[sicaurigus]

I find it hilarious that the relationship between Grogu (who can’t talk) and Din (who doesn’t talk much) has been built almost entirely on the body language/facial expression between a HELMET and a PUPPET and we’re all ride or die for it anyway

[darkside-skyguy]

Good morning to Ahsoka Tano, Din Djarin, and Grogu Djarin ONLY

[gffa]

The sheer chaos of Supernatural.  Destiel happens in the middle of the election.  Putin rumors fly without a care in the world for the psychic damage it’s doing to us to process all of this at once.  We’re all in turbo hell with Cas just trying to deal with this.  It’s the greatest joy of our lives, but we’re all gay, so the minute we experience true joy at all these memes, we’re in turbo hell.  What’s going to happen next!? The next spn episode is absolutely nothing, the sheer amount of “NO REALLY what’s going to happen next!?” begins to fade.  Then wham it’s back with the most batshit ending possible.  Dean gets nailed to death.  DEAN GETS NAILED TO DEATH. Sam’s wig happens.  I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the reality of that.  The car goes to heaven but Cas is in hell.  No, wait, he’s in heaven, but he totally ghosted Dean after what happened.   There’s absolutely nobody there except Bobby, because fuck actually giving anyone an emotionally satisfying ending, except maybe a handful of Wincest shippers?  I don’t know.  Putin’s silence on the lack of Destiel in the finale is defeaning.  It’s the simultaneously the most awful and most hilarious ending in history.  It’s been a solid month of this.  Wait, is Jensen homophic or not, nobody knows.  He hated the ending, but who didn’t hate the ending.  Misha’s over there throwing salt apparently, too.  But the finale has aired.  Unless there’s a tell-all book in the next few days, we can rest now.  There’s peace now that we’re done.  We can lay our weary heads down.  The show is over, there’s no more to give.  We have found our way out of turbo hell and into heaven, but we’re going to ghost this series like Cas ducking out on Dean.  And then the Spanish dub is like, “Oh, no, there’s still gas in this tank yet.” and has requited Destiel in the dub.  We’re in The Mystery Spot, “The Heat of the Moment” is playing on loop in my head and it’s haunting me.  There’s probably a poodle around here somewhere.  The sheer chaos this show managed to sow in us, even if you weren’t a fan of the show, you likely have seen the memes and have a basic grasp of what’s going on.  The power of that.  We’re in hell, you’re laughing and we’re in hell, but maybe the real journey was the turbo hell we made all along.

[relaxxattack]

im gonna sound fucking high; but there’s just something about minecraft ‘body language’, man.

the way people crouch and do little bounces/bows to say hello, i’m friendly! the way they punch as a substitute for pointing or waving hello. the slow pulling out of weapon as a threat, quickly removing armor to show you are peaceful. sticking little signs in the ground and writing messages. the way people‘s avatars go still when they are thinking, or laughing so much their hands came off the keyboard. square eye contact. jumping, spinning, bobbing your head to music. punching your friend jokingly.

half of it is human perception but the other half is ways of communication we created ourselves, because people just are like that. they express themselves.

i know its just a block game but looking at it is so soothing and im feeling emotional tonight

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

I love sitting down to a Star Trek episode bc you never know what you're gonna get. Will it be a good science fiction concept? An interesting character based episode? The genuinely worst thing you've seen in your life? The genuinely worst thing you've seen in your life but my god it's entertaining?

[this-tragic-affair]

Charities/organisations to avoid:

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.

[tequila-tekaylah]

Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

The Salvation Army: They promote the hatred of LGBT+ people, work with fundamentalist Christian groups to support conservative politics and rip off and exploit workers. ( x x x )

[shitpost-senpai]

Wounded Warrior: They take money that should be spent on veterans and blow it on huge opulent parties for the company bigwigs. 26 million in 2014 alone wasted! ( x x x )

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups

[ayellowbirds]

Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.

[arch4ngel]

A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Signal boosting, the bell ringers are out in force, and this info is too important.

[yogfan14]

Charity season is coming up in not even two months, so I feel like this is important to share now before it’s too late. 

[unaloid]

this is my fav joke