"I think Senju Sakura has a nice ring to it." Hashirama announces suddenly, fingers steepled under his chin as he stares at his counterparts in seriousness. Tobirama nods. "Yes. Naturally, she would be my wife as you're supposed to marry Mito-san, anija." his brother sends him a withering look which he serenely ignores.
Mito curls her lip, eyes flashing. "Hell no. Uzumaki Sakura sounds way better. Her hair and temper are more than enough for her to blend in already. You dirty little baboons better keep your paws off her."
Izuna slams his hand on the table, earning three annoyed glares. His brother is leaning in his chair cooly, observing the happenings with disinterest. "I say that Uchiha Sakura sounds the best. We're the ones who found her first anyway, so it's only natural she marries either nii-san or me."
Mito scoffs derisively, rolling her pretty navy eyes, "Yeah you may have found her, but guess who she first ran to for comfort?" her lips curl in a mocking smirk. "The Uzumaki of course. Not you or the equally dumb Senju over there."
Said equally dumb Senju rose from their chairs in protest, one silent and the other dreadfully loud.
Madara stands up suddenly, drawing attention from the occupants of the table. "I have a much better suggestion." he says languidly.
"I personally do like the sound of Haruno Madara."
"I'm marrying into her clan first!" Izuna exclaims.
"You'll be a concubine at most. I'll be her first wife!" Hashirama shoots back.
"Hashirama, you're a man. Her first wife would be me. You're just the foot stool." Mito growls.
"... I'm not terribly opposed to that."
"I will gladly become a concubine of her clan." Tobirama says seriously.
"You can't all marry into her clan! What about continuing the main line or whatever shit your elders keep spouting?!" Mito screeches in outrage, adamant on snatching the position of main wife.
"The elders," Tobirama starts, "are welcome to keel over and die."
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