Brigitte’s Cat

"Geese appear high over us, pass, and the sky closes. Abandon, as in love or sleep, holds them to their way, clear...what we need is here."-B

[fakehistory]

1517 - Martin Luther is spotted online during the reformation.

[sophaea]

[sassafrasjungle]

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

[theonion]

‘ASS’ Finally Inducted Into Video Game Hall Of Fame

ROCHESTER, NY—Honoring their performance and consistency in regularly appearing up and down the high-score screen for decades, the World Video Game Hall Of Fame formally inducted “ASS” into its hallowed collection in a gala ceremony Friday. “After years of being overlooked for outstanding contributions to gaming in every major arcade cabinet from Space Invaders to Galaga, Street Fighter 2 to Cruisin’ World, ASS is at long last getting the recognition they deserve,” said museum director Jon-Paul Dyson, pulling away a curtain to reveal the legendary moniker featured next to previous inductees “SEX,” “TIT,” and all-time champion “AAA.” “With this accolade, ASS joins the generations of superstars and influencers in this hallowed hall, taking their rightful place among arcade greats from XXX to FUK.” The occasion also marks the ninth year in a row that the honor has been denied to Mortal Kombat legend “EJB,” who has admitted to using performance-enhancing codes.

[laufeysons]

‘Ello!

[ruinedchildhood]

The Evolution of Childish Gambino

[dankmemeuniversity]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[larrytrainor]

i wanted to share this with you

[memewhore]

[homofied]

She thicc

[toastbutteregg]

this is why i hate sleepovers

[memesandlaughs]

[pancakeke]

[scepterno]

so i saw this while playing cards against humanity and scrambled to draw it

[maswartz]

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

[super-saiyan-rose]

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

[w0wls]

Careful or we will get impeached too

[wallnoises]

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week :(

[cursedcatimages]

[actionables]

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

[bettys-orchard]

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits here?

ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o