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disasterpigeon

Me: [having a mental breakdown]

A friend: hey can you help me out real quick I’m having a mental breakdown

Me: [pausing my mental breakdown] yeah what’s up bb what’s wrong

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

This is the single most accurate representation of a grad school cohort I have ever seen

luci-in-trenchcoats

Imagine...Cuddling Sam

Request: Would you mind doing a Sam x reader fic where she is laying on a bed and Sam sits down on the edge and she wraps herself around his waist and refuses to let go….

Pairing: Sam x reader

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prinnay

Rugged Princess II

hashtagparksandrec

moodboard

fish owners: Hi, this is my indo-pacific biotope 125 gal alkaline FOWLR tank I have 7 Cirrhilabrus aurantidorsalis and I'm thinking of moving my acro frags to

reptile owners: MMMMMMMMMMMM he a BIg Boy Wow slurp slurp he love to chomp lettuce Look at that dog go!!!!!!!

bird owners: bird

rorytelling

A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.

johnjanuarius

Well, obviously Bruce Wayne wouldn’t want to be in Gotham when Batman is in recovery and can’t protect the city. Duh!

orbsdotorg

And that’s how “The Coward Bruce Wayne” became an incredibly popular Gotham meme

juliastiles

You sound Scottish.

fantasticfelicityfox

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

mllemusketeer

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road.

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

theblamegabe-deactivated2019102

@mortalityplays

protom-lad

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin.

bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

wahbegan

It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

roguetelemetry

excellent pre-halloween content

protom-lad

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

hellwolf99

Because he could.

ruwani

This…should be illegal

memehumor

90sdefect

This fucked me up

bestiegirlboss

harry potter was such a pure child like he went to a ghosts death day party, he talked to myrtle bc she was lonely, he set a snake free bc it was unhappy, he genuinely was friends with luna even thought people thought she was weird, he attended aragog’s funeral, he met some lanky kid on the train and his immediate reaction was to buy the whole fucking trolly to share with him, and then when they got to hogwarts and malfoy was talkin shit about this kid he met a few hours ago he just went oh no u didnt ima protect this one

hes just so pure feel free to add to this

littlerose13writes

He gave his Triwizard winnings to the Weasley twins and told them to buy Ron new dress robes

andthosearesmalleragents

He had a huge class of students flock to him because he was the only one who knew what he was doing and his reaction was “welp guess I’m a teacher now I’m gonna do my damn best to be fantastic at it even though I didn’t really want any of this”

overblush

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

how-hufflepuff

So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows

akajustmerry

“If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?”

STRANGER THINGS SE2E02: Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak

Dustin Henderson: Wow, I need a drink.

Steve Harrington, pours apple juice into a shot glass: Here you go champ.

katswenski

plume

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

mousathe14

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

zarekthelordofthefries

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.