🌟Crybaby🌟

"Masterpiece or trash;Death paints the final brush stroke"

[babyanimalgifs]

[adumundead]

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

[lightfangx-thosewhofellbefore]

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[nickholmes]

“We never just talk anymore.”

[ocean-wav]

I don’t think I’ll ever get over how clean her split was.

[weirdmageddon]

​okay why is owl citys fireflies making a sudden comeback out of like thin fucking air

[sketchdeath]

its a fucking banger

[weirdmageddon]

no like i love the song but where did it suddenly come from again

[sketchdeath]

its because it’s a goddamn absolute banger

[atiredgemini]

[averagefairy]

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

[averagefairy]

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[showtimechamaco]

RuPaul: “Category is…Fantasyland Eleganza!”

Todrick: “Do fries come with that shake?”

Ross: “I’ll take those two thighs and a biscuit.”

Carson: “With this much energy she must be on quack cocaine!”

Michelle: *cackles*

[shinyzaden]

fav

[robobuddies]

[4then4]

he’s a keeper

[sonatagreen]

A tradition

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

[wakor-rising]

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

[nineprotons]

Reblogging for the last.

[grawly]

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

[toytowns]

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much

[tundrakatiebean]

[captions]

Person off screen: it’s a fucking bear (screaming) NOOOOOO! (Calmly) oh shit he’s right there

[champagnepuppies]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

[blacklodge2]

fuck with a psych major then

[champagnepuppies]

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

[gaterade]

fuck with an art major then

[champagnepuppies]

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Fuck with a film major

[champagnepuppies]

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

[sourpunchfuck]

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

[ofanda]

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[savagefluff-deactivated20240408]

Sure why not.

[mentalalchemy]

I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!

[bambibandit-blog1]

Fuck me I can never scroll past these