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kyndal // 24 // any pronouns // aroace i'm not gonna sugarcoat it, ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️🤜

[cheaphalloweencostume]

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

[bunniope]

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[t-u-i-t-c]

how it feels to start wanting the toys from the show made to sell toys

[dogpuppy]

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[bogleech]

The way they gave me butter with these pancakes inexplicably makes me want to cry.......they're just little butters...... and they're beinng four of them.... the little butters four.....i cant belirve this they're the little butters four on all one big plate in this big world......big as their one dream to be eaten with a pancake....I cant let them down......

[ring2002]

dubai chocolate is the AI porn of the food industry. i will not elaborate

[sluttynurse]

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

[foetidofferings]

[dogpuppy]

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one

[twotheleft]

[ballgame]

[romi-tls]

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[romanceyourdemons]

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[cannibalchicken]