My Dreams

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dogboyrevenge]

[bluestonewings]

MA THE CHOCOLATE MANS BACK. MA HE BROUGHT AN INSTRUMENT FOR US

[southbreak]

OMGGGGGGG

[star-touched-shrike]

Holy--

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[seakingmario]

[thefrogman]

I love that voodoo that you do.

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[gigi-tastic]

It looks so grumpy and perplexed! Like “ I was GOING to unleash watery chaos but now I kind of just want more hugs? ”

[karpetshark]

neapolitan cerberus

[skyebluew0lf]

GOOD. QUALITY. CONTENT.

[princet-ofthe-rivers]

10/10

[theangelofmusics-barricade]

@spiritspodcast

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[bundibird]

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

[llamabeansforllamas]

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Yes

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

I went to Google major events of August 2017 because my memory is shit and there was already so many terrible things I thought I wasn’t going to be able to pick out what op was originally talking about, but then apparently this was posted two days after Charlottesville and like… God, looking back on that and thinking “things have definitely gotten worse” then immediately remembering watching the news when it happened and hoping against hope “God I hope people wake up, I hope this doesn’t get worse” is… Yeah. I am feeling lots of emotions right now.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my

[guerrillatech]

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[bardstardish]

where would we be withour kermit

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

[xorlada-deactivated20210223]

can’t believe y'all forgot

[yesyourstalker]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[catchymemes]

[petermorwood]

There are trick shots, tricky shots and cat shots.

The real trick is to combine them.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

[breakfast-four-dinner]

There are so many better possible uses of this image

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

[emptyxhead]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

OKAY SO! As some of you may know, my poor little boy was taken DOWN by the Pokemon company for being too similar to a certain somebody who I’ve never even heard of before, hah.. but that’s besides the point. There was still a huge amount of demand for these boys, so I’ve been working on fixing and adding cute little features to a REBORN BOY! And to celebrate the occasion, I felt a new phrase was appropriate:

I gave this bad bitch a new fluffy ass tail, cute lil ears and a god dang smile that’ll last a generation! AND the old phrase is still available, pick your poison BABYY!

BIG BOY REDUX: COMPANIES WILL PERISH

BIG BOY REDUX: TAX EVASION

Thanks for the support, was real scary when pokemon company came knockin down my door, I’m glad you guys are still interested and wanna support my big smelly self <3

[pukicho]

Thanks for the support babes!! Will be available til the 11th

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[bonersniper]

[moshita-deactivated20180620]

[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.