The Brit Shinobi🇬🇧⚔

Some weird ninja nerd. She/Her. Ace/Aro INFJ. Professionial daydreamer. Womanchild. Martial artist. Welcome to my fantasy nerd dimension.

[thehorrorkid17]

Kavinsky appreciation moodboard

[theoptia]

Friedrich Nietzsche, from Selected Letters of Friedrich Nietzsche

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute

[chelseawoosh]

[whyenn-reader]

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[d1ssimilis]

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

[born--for--this]

[genuinelylostlesbian]

story where a princess is “cursed” to never find love but she’s aromantic so she really dgaf about that shit and it’s the least important thing in the book

[mementovito]

[mementovito]

Reverse version!

[britkunoichi92]

"Okay, I've realised I'm sex repulsed asexual. I never wanted to have sex, and I don't have to if I don't want to!"

"Oh, women are very pretty actually! I think I could be cool dating women, too! Am I biromantic?"

"Queer women don't want to be your "lesbian experiment."

Me: 😒

(Okay, yes I say I'm biromantic at the very most, despite literally never holding hands with a man. Never used to think I could be gay, but always knew I wasn't straight. I'm cool with dating other queer women! That doesn't mean I'm looking for an excuse just because. And I'm not a straight woman "testing myself" either. But yeah, I'm asexual, don't want sex in a relationship, and I would like a romantic relationship with women too! I don't get why us aces looking for a qpr or sapphic relationship are lumped in with "straight women who just want to experiment." I'm also open to dating bi women too, but that hasn't worked out either.) 🫠

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[playstationpark]

What was your most precious save file on your PS1 memory card?

[fung-official]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[justcallmedom31]

[kosmogrl]

[pinkbeetroot]