Throw your money at me

[brittanygoeswild]

Good afternoon tumblr! Forgot this site existed. Might make a comeback 😉 find me on fetlife if you want to see more!

[unclefather]

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

[unclefather]

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

[sirkowski]

[blackartvoid]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

there went a shiver through my soul

[docmuerte]

[feministprinc3ss]

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

[micdotcom]

Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

[misstbuck]

Downton Abbey: A Summary

Robert: “I should do this thing.”

Cora: “Darling, you shouldn’t do the thing.”

Carson: “M’Lord, the thing is quite risky.”

Violet: “Robert don’t you dare do the thing.”

Robert: “I am the Earl of Grantham! I shall do the thing!”

Robert: *does the thing*

Robert: “Cora, I’ve lost all your money. We’re ruined.”

Everyone: “Dammit Robert.”

[funnuraba]

f*cking owned

[bingtoolbar-deactivated20140301]

Haha shit nerd train get fucked up

[gemmacorrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Gemma Correll

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

The struggle is real.

[unexplained-events]

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

[sherlockismyholmesboy]

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

[majortvjunkie]

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

[majortvjunkie]

[januarybryant]

[thefinalriots-deactivated201703]

[socialjusticesummoner]

Adam Sandler is capable of ruining literally anything

[askadamsandler]

Personally I don’t think I ruin things but I bring a different sort of humor to the table that some people might not understand

[piecomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Pie Comic