U DON'T HAVE TO CALL.

Hey anyone reading this, I'm Brittany. If you made it here, then you should tell me. I'm making a list of people that come on to my blog so I can make out with them all. It's the next best one I could think of after finishing the list of everyone at my school. if you're one of those monsters that keeps taking my stuff from the laundry, you should know I won't use tongue with you. I really miss my salior moon underwear, okay? If you give them to me I'll totally take what I said back.

[wildethingsxo]

SKYPE ◬ KITTANY

[wildethingsxo]

In their handful of texting conversations Kitty had heard some stories about her fellow blonde’s partner in crime.  The stories left Kitty just as intrigued as she was confused, and she couldn’t help but choke back a laugh at the mention of Lord Tubbington on their call.  “He should have just bought hair plugs and a boat.  I mean that’s what my dad did,” she shrugged as if this were a completely normal conversation to be having.  Maybe Brittany’s quirkiness was infectious.  Whatever it was it made Kitty feel like a teenager all over again.  Except this time she was chatting up the gorgeous dancer and not the clumsy football players.  

Kitty quirked an eyebrow at Brittany’s suggestion and a devious smirk tugged at her lips at what the other girl was implying.  “Okay give me your best MTV cribs demonstration,” the blonde giggled.  “Show me where all the magic happens.”  

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“Wow, a whole boat?” Brittany inquired with her bright eyes looking down at the corner of the screen where Kitty was shown on her laptop, “Your dad sounds super crazy, and like he’s a pirate.” With that, she turned her laptop to face forward so Kitty would see the way Brittany was walking, like in Paris Hilton’s sex tape when they would hold it and move around. Granted, this wasn’t as hot or anything, but somehow it was nicer. Even without there being sex, at least for the time being. Then she was at her front door and opened it, setting the laptop down on the ground and leaning the screen back so Kitty could still see Brittany’s face, “I know you can’t knock but make a knock sound and I’ll open the door. I watched a lot of MTV Cribs so I know what I’m doing here.” Before Kitty could react, she closed the door and waited. Eventually she thought she heard a knocking sound, or she made it up, but either way the blond opened the door and looked at the laptop “Hey KTV welcome to my crib,” 

She then leaned down to grab the screen and whispered, “the K stands for Kitty, by the way.” Brittany held the laptop out so she was in the frame as she walked around, just like people did in the show with the camera following them, “This is the entry way, it’s a rule to wipe your feet when you come in. That way I can track any ghosts that come in without asking, they never wipe their feet.”

[wildethingsxo]

SKYPE ◬ KITTANY

[wildethingsxo]

Kitty was so taken back by the girl on screen that it took her a moment to register the other girl’s words.  Once she did a soft blush crept up her cheeks.  The feeling made her want to roll her eyes out of instinct, but it sounded sincere coming from Brittany.  “Thank you,” she finally replied the words coming out softer than usual.  “But you look really pretty too,” she replied tucking some blonde hair behind her ear.  “So pretty that is this were chatroulette it would be worth having to see a dozen naked dudes first,” the girl joked.  “Thank you for agreeing to this by the way.  This is all new to me,” she reiterated.  She knew that Brittany was aware of that fact, but it made the normally confident woman a bit insecure being on new territory.  “I’ve seen enough catfish to know that the hot girl is usually anything but hot and rarely a girl,” she chuckled.  “But I am anything but disappointed.”

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Brittany felt a strange giddiness in her stomach as Kitty started talking to her. It wasn’t even because she was calling her hot, either. The other blond just had a really nice voice, and Brittany liked that. Harry Potter had the right idea on making pictures be moving and it was probably the reason Skype even existed.

“Oh I know what you mean, you actually do have to be really careful about catfishing. My cat, Lord Tubbington, he’s having to do community service this week for trying to catfish the mayor,” Brittany rambled, grabbing some Dots from the box on her bed and then popping on in her mouth, “I told him not to do it but he’s still going through his mid-life crisis.”  

She gave a shrug of her shoulder, trying to brush off the recent line of drama her best animal friend had done, “But don’t worry, I’m not like that, and I’m really glad we’re doing this, too.” Her hand rested on her palm then, smiling at the image of Kitty on her screen before an idea popped up, “Want a tour of my apartment? That way when you come over some time you’ll be able to know exactly where my bedroom is.”

[wildethingsxo]

SKYPE ◬ KITTANY

Kitty hated everything online dating stood for.  It seemed like the world universally accepting the fact that hook ups took precedent over relationships, but her own efforts were falling short.  It had been months since she’d admitted to herself that it was fruitless dating men and decided to focus on the fairer sex.  Considering she had no idea how to approach a girl on the street she admitted defeat and let her Tinder photos do the talking for her.  It wasn’t long before she got messages from all kinds of different women.  The problem was that she could never see any of those conversations being more than harmless flirting and working in the real world.  

That was until she reached out to a fellow blonde bombshell.  Her name was Brittany and her playfulness even over text smoothed out some of Kitty’s rougher edges.  Soon the two were texting every couple of days, and when the idea of meeting came up Kitty wasn’t completely put off.  However, she was still nervous, so she asked if the other woman would be okay with Skyping before they decided to meet face to face.  She was thrilled that Brittany was on board with the idea, and now it was time to actually go through with it.  

Kitty tried on multiple outfits trying to strike the perfect balance of “casual” and “hot” and eventually decided on leggings and an oversized t shirt.  As far as Kitty was concerned this was a predate and she didn’t want to give her real date glamour away so soon.  Once her make up was flawless ,she draped her hair over one shoulder, and made sure the web cam was getting her at her absolute best angle.  Now all there was to do was give the taller blonde a call.  Taking a deep breath she hit the call button and waited for the blue eyed girl’s image to show up on her screen. 

[brittchanted]

For years, Brittany had mainly been hit on by guys when going out. Sure, guys were pretty hot and they could know what they were doing in bed. But girls were softer, nicer, prettier, and weren't weird with using pick up lines. There were good things and bad things about both, yet Brittany was wanting to spend more time trying the girl department out now that she had a whole app for that. She talked to a lot of girls, some of them were nice to just talk to but didn't have that double rainbow kind of appeal. She didn't want to just hook up with any girl, she wanted to be sure that she picked the hottest, prettiest, cutest, funniest blond girl there was. Also she had to be blond. That was the biggest requirement. And then Brittany struck gold with a girl named Kitty.

At first she picked her name half wondering if Lord Tubbington had made Charity a fake profile again with a name like that. But in the end, she was a real girl and the one Brittany had been flipping between pictures for. After talking to each other for awhile, the girl asked if they could Skype and it wasn't hard for her to give the answer yes. She had seen lots of "To Catch a Predator" and knew that online stuff could be super misleading. Like when she bought a vibrating chair and there was no vibrator or dildo attached to it. What was even the point of that?

After getting together together enough, wanting to look super hot but also not wanting to look like she was about to go out. It could have made Kitty feel like she needed to rush or something if Brittany did look like she was ready to go somewhere. She wanted to Skype the other for as long as she could. So she wore a white tank top, some booty shorts, and had her hair in a loose ponytail over her shoulder. Just as she laid on her bed with a box of Dots next to her laptop, a call request came in and it was from the only person Brittany was interested talking to right then. Without even remotely caring if she looked over eager, she accepted the call and her camera turned on to show her face. And then her partner's face showed up on screen. Kitty looked different from her pictures, not in the sense that she wouldn't of been able to tell it was her, but she just looked a lot sexier. Brit was tempted to tell Kitty to take a picture right there and use it, but then everyone would know how good she looked even more so and so she kept her mouth shut, "Hi," Brittany started, and instantly a smile appeared on her face as she waved at her, "You look really pretty, Kitty. Like, if this was Chatroulette, I totally wouldn't disconnect ever."

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