Happy is me

This is now my personal diary. Keep up or get out.

[gosh]

[a-l-ancien-regime]

[clair-audients]

[doceimagens-deactivated20190917]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[maggiekarp2]

[nblvo]

[anxietyproblem]

[excdus]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[cute-animals-only]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I've invented a new system of government where before you pass any bill it has to be read by a philosopher, community leader, and a historian who are all entitled to reject the bill and/or beat the shit out of you for anything they feel is blatantly evil

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I'd like to start implementing this in Florida

[coca-cola-and-red-wine-deactiva]

I'd throw in a scientist as well TBH

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, a scientist, and a politician walk into a bar.

The politician slides the rest of them several stacks of paper.

They all go out to the parking lot.

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, and a scientist walk into a bar.

[cipheramnesia]

What is this, some kind of joke?

[patrickat]

The punchline was in the parking lot.

[humorstar]

doctor: open your mouth and say Ahhhhhhh

me:

[trefoiled-deactivated20260516]

[perrfectly]

“I thought that i was dreaming when you said you loved me”

— Frank Ocean - Blonde (hatin)

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Is that fucking hetalia

[anchovy-official]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Apilat Wedding ‘Time To Shine’ collection