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Mettaton and Burgerpants’ relationship would be a lot more distressing if Burgerpants wasn’t a silly fluffly cat aww lookit him
(also I realized I drew Mettaton wrong when I went to color pick but I stopped fixing it after the first page because how great is it that I fucked up drawing a rectangle)
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 3 POLL 15
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Enji Todoroki/Endeavor (My Hero Academia)
Black-Leg Sanji (One Piece)
PROPAGANDA:
[Endeavor]
"Should a man like Enji, known for his history of being an abusive father, have another kid? No. Would it fix him? Absolutely not. But your honor, I must confess, I still want to bend that man over and put a baby in him despite it all."
"he is a sad bastard and must be bred into a cute house husband. :) i dont have a wang but if i did i would impregnate that man myself."
"he is a horrible father but he has grown and gotten more sad and pathetic and now I think he could be a mother. he fucked up the first four kids so now it's his turn to carry. brought to you by the Awful Father to Pathetic Mothers Society"
"Look at his pecs, they were meant to be filled with milk! … Also I want him suffering and being pathetic."
"gap moe father of 4 can be mother of more. post-canon fat grandpa enji shall also be impregnated."
"He is the babiest girl in the series. The omega of all omegas. He has 6 alphas who have to breed. him. periodt. Trust me, this character is the most omega character in the series. He needs to be impregnated stat."
[Sanji]
"He is compheting so hard and so far into the closet he might as well be in narnia. He is the babygirl of all time every time he meets a man he either feeds him or woos him (unintentionally). He has the tiniest waist in the series and fights by manspreading all over the battlefield; there’s at least one (camera) shot up his crotch in every major fight. He IS the epitome of the businessman kneeling on all fours. This is a man who would walk into a gay bar accidentally and walk out 2 weeks later with a purse’s worth of pregnancy tests. Mpreg would not fix him but it can certainly try. That aside he’s a cook and has crossdressed before so I’d say he can take care of his cravings by himself and look good in pregnancy wear. Is this not the perfect man to bear children?"
"He’s pathetic, he’s blond, and honestly housewife material. He’s a huge simp with low self esteem but I think I could fix him, or at least make him worse in new and interesting ways. He has the most beautiful smile and the energy of a fairy tale princess. I love him. I think he'd make a good mom."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 29
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Enji Todoroki/Endeavor (My Hero Academia)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
PROPAGANDA:
[Endeavor]
"Should a man like Enji, known for his history of being an abusive father, have another kid? No. Would it fix him? Absolutely not. But your honor, I must confess, I still want to bend that man over and put a baby in him despite it all."
"he is a sad bastard and must be bred into a cute house husband. :) i dont have a wang but if i did i would impregnate that man myself."
"he is a horrible father but he has grown and gotten more sad and pathetic and now I think he could be a mother. he fucked up the first four kids so now it's his turn to carry. brought to you by the Awful Father to Pathetic Mothers Society"
"Look at his pecs, they were meant to be filled with milk! … Also I want him suffering and being pathetic."
"gap moe father of 4 can be mother of more. post-canon fat grandpa enji shall also be impregnated."
"He is the babiest girl in the series. The omega of all omegas. He has 6 alphas who have to breed. him. periodt. Trust me, this character is the most omega character in the series. He needs to be impregnated stat."
[Bill]
"Idk it’d be funny."
"he NEEDS to have a bunch of triangle babies rattling around in there for me to be happy."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT TOURNEY SUBMISSIONS OPEN
Heyoooo! My name is Omi, and like most things in my life, i'm creating this gimmick blog on complete impulse~ we're just gonna make things up as we go and it's gonna be all fine and dandy.
ever felt overcome with the deeply rooted urge to make that fandom man a mother? well i've got good news for you.
BOOM
go forth mpreg connoisseurs
Here are your rules!
Probably easy to guess, but there WILL be NSFW language and jokes on this blog (not nsfw images however)! DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE A MINOR PLZ AND THANK U 🙏
ONLY submit characters through the form link above. No ask submissions!
one character per submission
they can be from any form of media. only important thing is that they identify as a man.
fictional characters only! No real people!
characters must be adults (18+)
submit a specific character only once. you can submit more than one different character though
propaganda is encouraged, but i don't really like anti-propaganda (i.e. saying why an opposing character Shouldn't advance instead of just hyping your choice. Only because some people can get really heated about it and I'd rather keep things chill)
as always, tumblr polls are just for fun. Never take 'em too seriously!
the bracket size will be decided once I see our final submission count. Submissions open until April 24th
uhhh i can't think of anything else rn but if i do later i'll come back and edit 👍 if you have a specific question, send an ask my way and i'll see if i can answer it.
Tagging other blogs below for traction (feel free to ignore if this isn't your thing! I'm attempting to tag only blogs that I thiiink wouldn't be bothered, but if I make a mistake, I apologize)
ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me
slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin
Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.
Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector's item.
This guy's a scammer.
slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin
when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
*lady gaga voice* In russia doing research.
Radical wunk
I both kinda hate and kinda love that "this peace is what all true warriors strive for" is from fucking Zelda CD-i
It's unironically such a great response to anybody who venerates war and/or says that modern people are "too soft".
And the full quote starts with "mah boy".
hibernation hours
Time to FROLIC!
Videos i like so much i painted them
I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.
Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.
The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.
I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.
wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy
Its about to be real lucrative to be a snitch. Guard your information. And guard your friends information.
Fourth Riech shit.
Remember the person who snitched on Luigi? All because they wanted the reward, which they ended up not getting because the police & government used loopholes to get out of paying it.
The same thing will happen if you rat out immigrants. The odds of you getting the money are low. It's a carrot on a stick to get you to do the work for them.
