Miserable at Best

B. 22. I may not be wife material, but I’m definitely sugar baby material. You can see the daddy issues in my eyes.

[nbamlb]

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

[verifiedaccount]

The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk

[normalwizard]

we should honestly start using this gif instead of the “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave” one

[animusrox]

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[gay-tm]

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

[canadian-kazoo-god]

ASJDKDNDJNSKKS

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[socialnetworkhell]

“Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say “breathing swimming” and “non breathing swimming”, you say swimming and drowning.

[theplaceinsidetheblizzard]

reblogging for that metaphor I like that metaphor.

[sobeitjayt]

[brittneyxbitch]

Where can I get more pics of the hot chick with the nipple pericings it says you are the source

What says I’m the source?

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[colaismywater]

Female presenting nipple

[bipeterparker]

@staff tell me what’s explicit about this picture

[kittyhazelnut]

He’s thinking about them titties

[stolentweets]

[memewhore]

[dankmemeuniversity]