they are not the hell "your" whales.

x

[into-theuniverse]

Twin Jet Nebula // PN M2-9

[almosthymen]

me: walks into living room

tv: tonight on how its made

me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

[nyotas-blog]

We like the Enterprise, we really do. That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow…

[andyradicalopossumtackler]

I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.

[lucylupin-deactivated20230628]

#and a nECROMANCER is the main character (x)

[oldfashionedvillain-deactivated]

[john-fru]

I really hope he’s touching his bum in this picture

[popcornpart]

he is

[ferrisbueller]

[almosthymen]

#how is it that this is the hottest he looks 

[darksideofthemeow]

Never thought astronomy could be so cute.

[tatoriatots-deactivated20221223]

That last one makes me wanna hop into a rocket and give the moon a giant hug and feed it chocolate chip cookies with a side of warm milk omg

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine your OTP taking a shower or bath together, but instead of getting frisky they innocently goof around in the water and wash each other’s hair and relax in each other’s arms.

[nak-toms]

memes i want back:

[aromanticgcallen]

Things I Should Be Doing

so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

any of that

[breha]

have you ever thought about how Spock is a person trying to be a machine and Data is a machine trying to be a person because I seem unable to stop

[animatedtext]

[justonelasttrick]

Now and forever

[genandhisqueen-deactivated20160]

#i cant

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

system failure

[ladyavenal-deactivated20210809]

#rebooting

[cumberbuddy]

#internet dial up sound

[savetonystark]

#ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

[deanisagoodman-blog]

i thought the second gif was frozen but then i saw the light moving in the background

[almosthymen]

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson

pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils

asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that