Just One Second, And A Million Miles To Go

Em. My own little corner. Multi-Fandom Mess. Almost Real.

[kitharington-deactivated2015060]

requested by an anon, needed by all

[brettsrandom]

[allamericankindofguy]

What are the odds.

[krypteia77-deactivated20181204]

This is equivalent to winning the lottery three days in a row.

[zeyatta]

My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours

That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday

[zeyatta]

never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday

[eggsycalibur]

We officially beat France wow

[godtissumbrella]

when ireland gives britain one point

[athelnar-blog]

I am very concerned about Europe right now. You guys alright?

The way you talk about that whole Eurovision thing… it’s like you’re preparing for WW3.

[softshane]

germany has 0 points, so what do you think

[halfwayspokenheart]

me: each year Europe decides its political disagreements by competing in a karaoke contest aliens: that sure seems fake…but…ok

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

those motherfucking bridges are collapsing left and right,

[jessy-a-wessy]

Yes. Good morning Australia. We get that. It’s a different time

Graham Norton - Severely exasperated (via the-profound-pizza-man)

[eyeseyesbaby]

see theres a problem with eurovision this year and the problem is that watching twitter/tumblr/fb is more amusing than actually watching the show itself

[wanderedtowonderland]

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

Anonymous.  (via bl-ossomed)

It usually comes from your neighbour countries when they decide not to give you 12 points

(via empress-of-awesomeness)

[moved-to-sunnyfunny]

idk a single thing about eurovision since i’m american but supposedly there’s something about ballads and jesus set a piano on fire?? eurovision sounds fucking wild

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

This year it is actually fairly boring. No Russian grannies. No erotic butter churning. No people in circular pianos. No one running in giant hamster wheels.

[basoomas]

I feel like the Uk should win just because we are the only country who kept with the theme of Eurovision, embarrassing yourself and your nation.

[the-eleventh-blog]

THE UK HAS A FUCKING POINT

[katiemcgrath]

The UK no longer has neighbours; we have disowned both Ireland & France, WE ARE A LONE WOLF; WE DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU. YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN IN THE NEXT WAR! 

[katiemcgrath]

WE ARE DISOWNING AUSTRALIA AS WELL, THEY DON’T EVEN GO HERE!! 

[mishacolins]

portugal just disappeared

goodbye portugal

[mishacolins]

goodbye estonia

[youknowyourebritishwhen]

goodbye georgia

[broaderways]

russia: TWELVE POINTS FROM RUSSIA GO TO... RUSSIA. HA HA HA.

everyone else: ...