[coolmomdean]

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

[coolmomdean]

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

[nflstreet]

[big8cola]

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

[carnelianfoxx]

when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

[nicholasnelsons]

and i know it’s long gone

there was nothing else i could do

and i forget about you long enough

to forget why i needed to

[fanghusband-remade]

(dracula voice) damn ur azz fat vat are ur pronouns

[backstreets]

say what you want about the folklore love triangle but at least james showed up at betty’s party… unlike SOME people 🙄

[the-quasar-hero]

I do not fear the Spotify wrapped, for I am a human being with a spark of the divine within me. And it? It is an app. A long series of 1’s and 0’s that let me listen to my lovely songs. It cannot judge me, it cannot understand me, indeed it cannot even perceive me.

[lichrelly]

sometimes u have to just close ur eyes and face the sun a little bit

[lichrelly]

and then ur face looks like this >_< ... and thats beautiful yknow

[mistressaccost]

the feminine urge to fake your own death

[turbomarisa]

Girls will lay in bed and wiggle their legs and squirm under the comforter and be like “mmmmmmm I’m so comfy!!!!” I’m girls

[clusterb-itch]

[griancraft]

I don’t remember reblogging this but yeah. Yeah.

[parakeet]

knife crow is a dad now omg

[coyotesmokebreak]

@tsigilili

[sitta-pusilla]

Another great Father’s Day post!

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

[anxietyproblem]

[acalia-deactivated20210923]

idk wtf any of u are talking about but i click the little heart anyway <3