Musical Incorrect Quotes

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Beetlejuice: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Barbara: Beetlejuice, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Beetlejuice: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Lydia: *shoves Beetlejuice off the roof*

Adam and Barbara: LYDIA! YOU KILLED HIM!!

Lydia: It's been like that when I got here.

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Barbara: Who wants a sandwich?

BJ: Not me!

Barbara: Yeah, I know, I wasn't asking you.

BJ: Oh sorry, I always get the false feeling people actually care about me *laughs*

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No one: My neighbors on Sunday morning:

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run girl run pt. 2

Beetlejuice: I think we have a connection!

Catherine Howard: Yeah, anyways...

Catherine Howard: *runs off*

Beetlejuice:

Beetlejuice: Why does everyone keEP LEAVING MEEEEEEEE????

Lydia: *laughs* Connection lost.

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run girl run

*BJ and Catherine Howard talking about their fates*

Catherine Howard: Yeah, and then I got tricked... again :(

Beetlejuice: Holy crap, I got tricked too!!

Catherine Howard: Oh my God, really!?

Beetlejuice: Yeah! I think we have a connection!

Catherine Howard: *chuckles* I'm in danger

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beheaded

Catherine of Aragon: speaking of funny, no chance on competing with us, honey

Catherine Howard:

Catherine Howard: hold my head

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all we wanna do

Beetlejuice: All we wanna do is-

Catherine Howard: All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see

Beetlejuice: I was gonna say "hear that sound" but ok-

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phones

Anne of Cleves: Get your phones out, you're gonna wanna film this!

Beetlejuice: But if I hear them ringing, I'll kill you myself.

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Beetlejuice: Can you get me any picture book for kids about murders then?

Lydia:

Lydia: Who the fuck would let their children to read about that?

Lydia: Oh, wait, sounds like something adult me would do.

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the whole being dead thing

Beetlejuice: JESUS, LYDIA, LET ME LIVE!

Beetlejuice:

Beetlejuice: Wait- *laughs*

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Lydia: I can get you at least some picture book.

Beetlejuice: Kids read about murders, assasinations, homicides, extortion and disfigurements?

Lydia:

Lydia: No, they read about rabbits losing their scarves and shit.

Beetlejuice: Pffffft, who cares about some stupid rabbit scarves?

*later that day*

Lydia: Jesus, BJ, why are you crying?

Beetlejuice, curled up in a ball in the corner, crying: Jerry lost his scarf, let me fucking be-

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hippity hoppity, you are now my property

No one: Woman: exists

Henry VIII:

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Catherines

Queens: *talking about Henry VIII*

C. of Aragon: Well, actually-

C. Howard: Shut up, Catherine.

C. of Aragorn:

C. of Aragorn: Sorry, Catherine.