Dec 7, 2025
Beetlejuice: “So if you’re older than me, are you my mother or my grandmother? Great gran..?”
Random horseshoe crab he dug up, legs crabily moving: “…”
Beetlejuice, unsure: “s-sugar momma..?”
#incorrect beetlejuice quotes#beetlejuice#beetlejuice incorrect#idk I’m watching a video about horseshoe crabs#and I was made to realize that horseshoe crabs are older than the star#betelgeuse#that star#crazy right?#I’m also thinking of like a sitcom setting#where beetlejuices grandparents are like just horseshoe crabs#but they’re house is very grandparents frilly#with like the nick knacks#and all the lace drapes n stuff#and beetlejuice is just like there#lolol idkkkk
