Broadwaystuck

Welcome to Broadwaystuck, the original hub for Homestuck fan-music! (Admin: @KyleeHenke)

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Happy 4/13 everyone!! May all the Johns/Junes/and Janes have a very happy birthday and enjoy all of us being a little froggy.

Let's play the music, light the lights, dress up right and enjoy a fun day today!

lyrics made by gigglingGummybear along with @kyleehenke who also did the mixing! and the adorable cover art was done by entomicAnomaly

lyrics are under the cut

Why are there so many songs about Homestuck And why they’re all on Broadway? Maybe it's fun here, to see them all up there Just singing and dancing away

So we've been told that it's cringe or a waste I don't care now, it's my dream Someday I'll find it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

Who said that every song Would be karkalicious Just stuck on repeat world wide But each note, to melody And lyric to song Inspired and starry-eyed

It sounds amazing, with glorious phrasing A chorus of pals and a beat I think I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

All singing perfect harmony  This moment feeling just like magic

I’ve gazed onto the stage My eyes filled with wonder Their hands stretched out reaching to me Music sounds sweeter when we sing together I join them all up here see

I’ve felt it too many times to ignore it  It’s something that I’m supposed to be I know I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

La da da dee da da dum  Da da da da dee da da doo

[broadway-karkat]

BEYOND KARKALICIOUS: FANSONG QUIZSHOW

ARE YOU STILL STUCK THIS WAY? DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF SILLY HOMESTUCK SONGS BESIDES THAT ONE?

WRING YOUR PUZZLE SPONGE, EARN PRIZES, AND HEAR A HEAP OF GUARANTEED NEW-TO-YOU UNDERRATED BOPS AT THIS INTERACTIVE TRIVIA GAME OF MUSICAL RECALL AND CHARACTER ASSOCIATION!

AT THIS TOUR OF ALTERNATIVE ALTERNIAN TUNES, WE'LL DIVE DEEP INTO THE PARODY/FILK/FANSONG ARCHIVES OF THIS CREATIVE HURRICANE FANDOM!

CATCH US LIVE AT SAHCON 2025, OCTOBER 25TH, 3PM EST!

[broadway-karkat]

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YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK. GIVE UP ALREADY.

((I'm very proud of all of you, I'm glad to have you and your talent on the group. You all fucking rock!))

TRACK ART BY @lyricalkarkat

LYRICS BY... @kyleehenke , I GUESS. UNDER THE READMORE

[LYRICS]

[KARKAT] Hello everybody! Let me tell you something about Homestuck…

[JOHN] Ooh yeaaaahh John egbert,

[ROSE] rose lalonde

[JOHN+ROSE] Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

[JADE] Jade harley,

[DAVE] dave strider

[JADE+DAVE] They all play sburb and end the world.

[JANE] Harlequin Nanna, bro

[ROXY] Mom, dad Youth roll

[JAKE] Grandpa, pesterchum

[DIRK] Hella jeff and sweet bro

[JOHN+DAVE] Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

[JADE+ROSE] Frost and frogs, light and rain

[JANE+ROXY] Vagabond and mendicant Renegade, consorts and denizens

[JAKE+DIRK] Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the reckoning

[ALL KIDS] Derse and prospit Carapaces Pogo hammer, sassacre

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[ROSE+DAVE] Jasper's secret, davesprite

[ROXY+DIRK] Casey, mutie, doomed timelines

[JOHN+JADE] Good dog, best friend

[JANE+JAKE] Jack causes many people's ends

[ALL BETA KIDS] Black queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

[ALL ALPHA KIDS] Robot bunnies, midnight crew

[TEREZI] H3y coolk1d, 1s th1s you?

[KARKAT] Lil' cal, babies Ecto-biology

[TAVROS] Apple juice, pupa pan Nic cage, cit-y of cans

[ARADIA] Doc scratch, snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

[VRISKA] God tiers, march drag Who even is this douche8ag?

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[NEPETA] Exploring with a-ra-di-a Tavros, sollux, nep-e-ta

[TEREZI] Ter-e-zi's nuts, karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

[KANAYA] Equius, fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

[VRISKA] She slices eri-dan in half And vriska is a bad-ass

[KARKAT] Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire

[ERIDAN] Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled

[GAMZEE] Faygo, recuperacoons Horrorterrors kill you

[TEREZI+GAMZEE] Troll jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[KARKAT] Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis

[FEFERI] Betty crocker, icp Dead daves are the enemy

[ARADIA] Green sun, alpha-verse Jane, roxy, jake and dirk

[ALPHA KIDS] Uu, uu Princely tights Guy fieri is the antichrist

[BETA KIDS] Captchalogue, modus And strife specibus Heir and knight Witch and seer

[EVERYONE] Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[SOLLUX] Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again

[VRISKA] Tick, tock, break heads

[GAMZEE] Honk honk Scary wolf heads

[ERIDAN] Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog

[TAVROS] Felt mob and fairies Lord eng-lish killed huss-ie

[FEFERI] Troll cops, thresh prince Don't screw with the condesce

[TEREZI] Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the tumor

[ERIDAN] Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam

[SOLLUX] Cascade, morse code

[EVERYONE] This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on, and on, and on, and on And on, and on, and on, and on, and on

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on, and on, and on, and on And on, and on, and on, and on, and on

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[kyleehenke]

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A HOMESTUCK GAME (In Good Time) 

Written, Coordinated & Performed by Kylee Henke

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A CAPELLA VERSION

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[SINGERS]

actorsallusionpresents

dearheart42

jyulieauna

kawaiijohn

laceyandtheargonauts

minxysdomain

mystichedgehog

nonsensicaljourney

pinfad

redasatomato

TDRloid

tinybt92

torintitious

totalspiffage

soulof-space

veggietalesyaoi

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[LYRICS]

Woah-oh-oh-oh

A Homestuck game in good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh

A Homestuck game in good time

  Wake up and I turn my computer on

What’s up with this post Andrew Hussie blogged

Hands up if you’re down to get broke tonight

For a Homestuck game in good time.

I drained all my accounts like I didn’t care

Scalemates, posters and sick-ass shirts to wear

I’m in if you’re down to get broke tonight

For a Homestuck game in good time.

  My wallet is so light

But god it feels so right

It’s gonna be alright

Bet your ass it will be mine

a Homestuck game in good time

  Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

a Homestuck game in good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

Bet your ass it will be mine, a Homestuck game in good time

  Been waiting for this since I don’t know when

I bust out of my room hit the ATM

Kickstarter, I’m down to get broke tonight

for a Homestuck game in good time

My wallet is so light

But god it feels so right

It’s gonna be alright

Bet your ass it will be mine

a Homestuck game in good time

  Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

a Homestuck game in good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

Bet your ass it will be mine, a Homestuck game in good time

  Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

a Homestuck game in good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

Bet your ass it will be mine, a Homestuck game in good time

  I’m selling all my stuff

a Homestuck game in good time yeah

Can’t donate enough

a Homestuck game in good time yeah

  I’m selling all my stuff

a Homestuck game in good time yeah

  Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

a Homestuck game in good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

Bet your ass it will be mine, a Homestuck game in good time

  Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

a Homestuck game in good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh

Bet your ass it will be mine, a Homestuck game in good time

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It's The End of Sburb As We Know It

I had a spark of inspiration for one of my favorite songs, "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM, and I just had to do a Homestuck version. I thought I'd submit it here, if anybody wanted to sing it!

-the-knight-of-breath

Just great, it starts with a video game

Nicholas Cage, a crashed airplane, Hussie's out of control again

Consorts and denizens, explain this to me again

World's gone haywire, throwing out some sick fires

Take a step back now, breath dead, space dead

Maybe we're all crazy and then again, again

Set a curse on Dersites, represent Alternia

In a game to end all others and to kill us all

Killed her, but stay as mine as Maid of Time

And maybe we'll stay alive

Team by team, unconquered sessions

Sprites, shipping, Strife

Look at this damned mess

Fine then

Oh no, down below

Make the Scratch

Knight of Time, just do your crime

Save us all, answer call

World begins to bleed, only care about your needs

With the Rage and the Hope and the Light – right?

You compromising, mesmerizing, dead, right on sight

Feeling pretty psyched!

It's the end of Sburb as we know it (x3)

And I feel fine

Four-thirteen plus six-and-twelve

This'll probably give us hell

Strife specibus, genius, check out your fetch modus

Trap him in his Medium and sea burning, blood boiling

Everything incinerate, every death regenerate

Kill an ogre, kill another, dead clown, dead clown

Honk again, hush hush

Uh oh, this means set sail – moirail

Fandoms fillin' their pail

A universe, a universe, universe's demise

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, but I decline

It's the end of Sburb as we know it

And I feel fine

(Listen, you are not alone)

The other day I went away, three years to get away

Propel with all your might, again we have to fight

Vantas, Leijon, Nitram, Captor,

Thirteenth birthday, a cake, killed again – soon

You idiotic, without logic, violent wretch

Right? Right.

It's the end of Sburb as we know it (x3)

And I feel fine

(Listen, you are not alone)

wow, another really great idea!

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So I'm in the middle of mixing this and

WOW WOW WOW CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW GOOD YOU GUYS SOUND A CAPELLA

[broadwaystuck]

any idea on when the song will be up? I'M EXCITED~~~!!!

hopefully within the next couple of days!

[broadwaystuck]

mind if i ask; about how many people emailed in their part to participate in the song? im really curious ^U^

about 40!

[broadwaystuck]

I've got about 15 people decided on at the moment for A Homestuck Game. I'm still waiting on a couple people to finish recording today, and still waiting on a few of you to get back to me about missing files/missing tumblr names/other issues.

So if you sent an email in, now would be a good time to check just in case I messaged you with a problem! Thanks :)

[broadwaystuck]

eep another question, do we have to sing the entire song or can we just contribute to parts of it???

You can just do parts if you like! Whatever you feel like contributing. For example, some people only sing the chorus. It's up to you!

[broadwaystuck]

Can i still participate In Homestuck Game in A Homestuck Game In Good Time? With out a tumblr?

Sure, but give me a name to credit you by if you make it into the final chorus!

[broadwaystuck]

if i were to record and send you my contribution to the collab in the next hour, would it be accepted??

Yep! You have like 8 hours before it's closed XD don't worry!

[broadwaystuck]

Submitted by brother-mine

Hey Kylee/Broadwaystuck...I know this blog is more for general Homestuck/fandom-related songs now, but would you be willing to consider putting together this duet for me? I think it would be adorable. =)

Wow, this is REALLY well written! While I'm not running auditions for this blog, I do know some talented Johns/Roses who could totally pull this off. I might need to do some scouting for this, it's too awesome to not have done.

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BROADWAYSTUCK: THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT?

Hello! Broadway Jake here, or, sort of.

First off, let me state that, although the name is different, this is the original broadwaystuck blog.

Next, as some of you may have realized, Broadwaystuck sort of fell off them map.

What happened?

Well it’s not really a very interesting story, but the jist is this.

Broadway Karkat no longer is part of this project, this project is no longer called Broadwaystuck, and all the audition emails were accidentally deleted.

I would like to continue this project, but I will need those auditions again.

If you still wish to be a part of the project, now titled “A Brit and a Kitty in New York City”, resend your audition to the new email address:

[email protected]

Resend it exactly as you did the first time.

If I had already sent a response to your audition, please forward with the response attached to make things easier.

As for what became of the name BROADWAYSTUCK? I believe that name has switched over to a blog run by Kylee Henke.

Check it out at broadwaystuck.tumblr.com

Anyway, posting will now resume on this blog. I hope you enjoy it.

[broadwaystuck]

hey guys! though York's project is no longer Broadwaystuck, it's still something worth checking out if you'd like to audition for a character in a homestuck musical! check it out :)

[broadwaystuck]

Homestuck Never Ends

Submitted by mistressparasite

(originally High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup)

Six acts you think for sure

That’s all you’ve got to endure

All the time-loop twists

All the pairs you ship

So unrealistic, so wonderful

Then when you see Cascade

You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT

This is better than my last obsession

I thought it was over

Aw that’s just great

The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed

With who‘s the best one to fuck all the rest

Who‘s got the blood color, who’s got the boondollars

Who‘s shipping wall makes the most sense

And it’s all just the same weird plot shit

And the same derpy group of friends

Nothing changes but the kinks, the memes, and the threads,

Homestuck never ends

  Check out the highblood trolls

You’ll never guess what Equius did

How did Gamzee lose all that weight?

And Feferi filled a bucket so I guess Eridan’s straight

And the only thing that matters

Is climbing up that echeladder

Still care about your quadrants and who interferes

Doesn't matter if you’re six sweeps or 13 years

  John Egbert,

Do the windy thing

Karkat Vantas,

Captain of every team

Gamzee, the clown

Jade Harley, she’s the mary sue

We've seen it all before

But we’re barely halfway through

  The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed

With Doc Scratch, Lord English, and the Condesce

Who’s got the god tier, who’s got the boonbucks

Who’s filling buckets and making a mess

And you still don’t have the right blood

And you don’t have a kismesis

And you still troll the same kids that you did back then

Homestuck never ends

Homestuck  never ends

  The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed

With who‘s the best one to fuck all the rest

Who‘s got the blood color, who’s got the boondollars

Who‘s shipping wall makes the most sense

And you still can’t keep the plot straight

And you keep meeting new tumblrstuck friends

And you’re still just as confused as you were back then

Homestuck never ends

Homestuck never ends

  Here we go again 

wow, this is awesome! definitely going on the list of possible future projects!

[broadwaystuck]

For A Homestuck Game, are we allowed to send more than one file? Like, if I wanted to send a file of my normal singing and a file of a character singing, then you can choose from those? Would that be okay?

Absolutely! Cram 'em all into an email. Try and zip them in a folder if it comes to that!