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She’s not a little pawn in Serket’s grand design

@broadwaytiercondesce: I’m the Bad Guy

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Lyrics (by @parodyspace):

[CONDESCE] Oh, this is funny. Let me guess- You came expecting your li’l washed up heiress I'm not some little pawn in Serket’s grand design. Nope. I'm the bad guy.

All those ancient histories you read- Note how every fool who disagrees winds up dead. I’m not intent on changing, I’m not stepping aside. What am I kids?

[CHORUS] She’s the bad guy.

[CONDESCE] Oh, it's magic to watch a planet shrivel up and die... Oh, it's thrillin' to be a villain I destroy their hopes and then I watch them cry.. ‘Cuz I’m the bad guy.

[Instrumental, no dialogue]

Your story needed closure? C’mere then, it’s game over! And let me tell you why... Sea, I don't stop to ponder I come, I sea, I conquer I flick my wrist, snap your neck, then I watch you die…

Sea I’m here on business, not on fun I‘m not here for dress-up games or troped-up fiction I’ll watch your burning body melt and bid ya bye-bye! Why? C’mon, guess!

[ARANEA] (currently being… very slightly strangled) ‘Cause…. you’re the bad guy?

[CONDESCE] Atta gill.

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Our slightly late Christmas song!! But hey, better late than never, right? If you want to see the lyrics, check under the ‘read more’

(Our Terezi/Condesce stood in for Jane)

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This is a very late end to our 413 special, but I definitely think it was worth the wait >;]c

(Our Terezi/Condesce stood in for Jade, and our Karkat stood in for Jane)

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Part 2 of our 413 special! 

(Our Terezi/Condesce stood in for Jade and Jane)

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Part 1 of our 413 special! And what better way to celebrate the end of Homestuck, than to sing a fandom favourite??

(Our Terezi/Condesce has stood in for Jade, and our Karkat has stood in for Jane)

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Our first video is up!!

@broadwaytiercondesce: Big pink Empress from outer space 

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Lyrics unda da ‘read more’, k?

Lyrics by me:

Better wait a minute Ya better hold the phone Better mind your manners Better change your tone Don't you threaten me, kid Ya gotta lot of gall We gonna do things my way Or we won't do things at all Ya don't know what you're messin' with. You got no idea You don't know what you've all uncovered When you're lookin' here Ya don't know what you're up against, No, no way, no how You don't know what you're messin' with, But I'm gonna tell you now! Get this straight! I'm just a big pink empress from outer space and I'm bad I'm just a big pink empress from outer space And it looks like you been had I'm just a big pink empress from outer space, So get off my back 'n get out my face, 'Cause I'm big and pink and I am bad Wanna save your skin, kid? You wanna save your hide? You wanna see tomorrow? You better keep it quiet Better take a tip, kid Want some good advice? You better take it easy, 'Cause you're walkin' on thin ice Ya don't know what you're dealin' with No, you never did Ya don't know what you're lookin' at, But that's tough titty, kid! The lion don't sleep tonight, And if you pull his tail, he roars Ya say, "That ain't fair?" Ya say, "That ain't nice?" Ya know what I say? "Up yours!" Watch me now! I'm just a big pink empress from outer space and I'm bad. I'm just a big pink empress, got royal grace, And you've got me fightin' mad I'm just a big pink empress from outer space, Gonna trash yo planet, Gonna rock this place, 'Cause I'm big and pink and I am bad  Don't you talk to me about Adolf Hitler You think he's the worst, well, yo think pan's stilted Don't talk to me about Mao Zedong He caused suffering, ha! His rule ain't like mine You know I don't come from no southern state I'm from another universe, a whole new place You can keep the cake mix, keep all of it, Keep the juggalos, they don't mean shit I got my trident, major moves I got the stuff and I think that proves You better move yo ass Your life is mine You got the point? I'm gonna fork you through Here it comes! I'm just a big pink empress from outer space and I'm bad I'm just a big pink empress, a real hard case You can't stop all my plans I'm just a big pink empress from outer space, So just stab it up It's all over, ace I'm big and pink Big pink empress from outer space I'm big and pink Big pink empress from outer space I'm big and pink Big pink empress from outer space Big pink empress from outer space And I. Am. Bad!