What the Yliaster Discuss
Jose: I've got you and the local model to deal with.
Lucciano: You do. Life must be hard
Placido: And I like being able to participate in BOGO events at the shoe store.
Lucciano: Jose's case in point there, Placido
Jose: ... Spending all the goddamn yen we printed, no less...
Placido: We printed it, we can always print more, screw up the human currency exchange, fuck over humanity, sounds like a fun weekend.
Jose: Shoes and coats, is this fucking Nordstrom?
Lucciano: I'm up for it~ Hehehe
Jose: I have a contact for a "Bank of Midas."
Placido: Oh you have his business card too? Queer dappy little fellow that one.
Placido: Ha. Well, I have a bit of pest control problem to deal with. No matter how many times I kill the annoyingly cute thing it always respawns.
Lucciano: ...are you referring to me?
Placido: *Throws head back and laughs* Ah no, Lucciano. Not this time.
Jose: I'm assuming it's that rabbit-like creature that continues to trap adolescent girls in contracts. He's connected quite the bit of the circut, I've observed.
Lucciano: The one that looks a bit like Wisel Top 3?
Placido Oh has he? Well I suppose he might have some use afterall. He kept propositioning that we team up for contracts.
Jose: Yes, that one. Why he would contract with robots, I could never guess.
Lucciano: ...what do we even have to put up in a contract?
Placido: Honestly, I do not feel that I can trust something I can't kill. And it respawns almost instantaneously. It's constant grin really pisses me off too.
Lucciano: -smirk- Why? Does smiling upset you, hmm?
Placido: Although, if all of our forces were to join, we would be unstoppable. With all the despair flowing in the circuit would be completed in no time. Well, now that I reconsider his offer, it does sound like a good idea. After all, our goal is to complete the circuit, and we need all the despair we can have.
Aporia: Is this a good idea for a Placido Valentine?"roses are red violets are blue, here's a bee, not like i hate you
Placido: Pfft, you're an idiot, Aporia. Placido: You are all idiots
Bruno: My poem was the best.
Lucciano: You haven't heard my poem yet. It's.... an attempt at rhyming....
Jose: ... Why did you hit the despair button, Lucciano?
Lucciano: Hey! Don't blame me for pressing any buttons.
Jose: Tada. You all happy now? http://oldmanjose.tumblr.com/
Placido: Roses are dead, violets are too, boots I do need, ones that are new. Enthralled.
Lucciano: That's a beautiful poem, Placido
Lucciano: And, ooh~ Jose's joining us!
Bruno: WE'LL BE FRIENDS THERE TOO.
Placido: Follow me http://placido-preguntas.tumblr.com/
Bruno: Time to redo the layout.
Placido: [inserts links to all RP accounts] Follow all~
Jose: Wait, do I just follow blogs from a particular blog or what?
Placido: Just add our accounts to your following so you'll see our posts and can reblog/reply to them.
Jose: Damn it. This is work.
Lucciano: You can't make us do everything all the time you know. -pales- Please don't hurt me for that
Jose: ... I will smash you all thoroughly enough after this damn theme loads.
Placido: Come now Jose, surely the current technology is not impossible for you to understand, even if you are an old man. Kukuku.
Bruno: It's not that hard.
Lucciano: -hides behind Placido- No, please! I don't want to get reassembled.
Placido: *Flicks Lucciano between the eyes with his index finger* Knock it off, kid, no one is getting reassembled.
Jose: Stuff it, mechanic. Not all of us can navigate the interweb as smoothly as you do.
Lucciano: -huffs- Alright. Sorry for overreacting. -rolls eyes-
Placido: He can only navigate it so well because he has been spending too much time with that insufferable Fudo Yusei.
Bruno: Oh? Jealous I'm not spending more time with you, Placido?
Jose: Insufferable to our plans or to your body parts?
Placido: ... Fuck you both... with Windows 3.1. *Grumbles, gritting his teeth*
Lucciano: -hugs- Aww, don't get too angry. They're just trying to have fun.
Jose: Don't delete the command line imput, disable the programmer.
Placido: I can delete the command line input all I wish!
Lucciano: You cannot! I forbid it as your superior -smirk-
Jose: ... If you delete the input, nothing will happen.
Placido: *Whacks Lucciano over the head* Shut it, shrimp.
Lucciano: -sticks out tongue- Make me
Bruno: Now, now baby bots. It's not that serious.
Lucciano: -pouts- I'm no "baby bot" Hmph.
Placido: Don't you call me "baby bot"! I was assembled 5 minutes before you were, Antinomy!
Jose: ... I need a screensaver.
Jose: So that I don't have to see you all bickering anymore. It's less amusing than I simulated.
Placido: Go hibernate, old man.
Lucciano: You deal with it all the time, aren't you used to it by now?
Jose: Had I any sort of confidence that while hibernating, the two of you would not compromise the plan, I would.
Lucciano: I wouldn't compromise anything~ It's always Placido making mistakes and getting himself hurt
Placido: *Glares at Lucciano, but says nothing*
Lucciano: What? It's true. Every time you attempt to deviate from the plan someone, usually yourself, gets hurt. This sets us back....and worries me sometimes
Placido: Do not waste your worry on me, I do not desire your pity.
Lucciano: It's not pity! It's called caring for someone, but you wouldn't know about that, would you?!
Placido: "Caring" is a human emotion, how useless.
Bruno: *sigh* Here we go again...
Lucciano: -glares- YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, WILL YOU?
Placido: What is there to understand? Humans are inferior and so are their emotions.
Lucciano: -on the brink of tears- Just because we're not human doesn't mean we can't worry, can't get angry, can't...love anyone....
Placido: You are pathetic. *He shakes his head*
Lucciano: -a tear falls and he turns away- FINE. I GIVE UP. You'll never understand. I don't know why I ever tried in the first place.
Placido: Being around the humans has changed you, Lucciano. I regret ever agreeing to enroll you in that school.
Lucciano: -sobs- Like you ever even cared whether I was functioning before that either. You just don't get it. And never will.
Jose: ... EVERY TIME. EVERY GODDAMN TIME.
Bruno: *just sits there petting the bunny-like creature resting on his knee*
Placido: *Stubborn forever* How much of an idiot can you be? "Emotions" are not real. Our "emotions" are artifical, we cannot feel, we do not need to feel, feeling is pointless and wasteful, and we were fortunate not to be programmed with them.
Lucciano: -turns around to glare at Placido with tears running down his cheeks- Could you just shut up and stop shoving your total indifference in my face? I get it. You don't have to remind me anymore! I'll stop trying.
Jose: ... Lucciano. You are wasting water. Stop weeping.
Lucciano: I'm done. -wipes eyes- I'm not wasting any more tears, or thoughts, on someone who won't bother to give them a second glance.
Jose: I'm glad that's settled with. Wasted effort only lengthens the amount of work we must carry out.
Lucciano: -nods harshly- Of course. I'm sorry I ever considered it. I assure you it won't happen again.
Jose: *pats head* At least some robots remember their higher level programming...
Bruno: It's never fun when I come over to visit.
Lucciano: Oh I'm so sorry, Bruno. Wish I could have given you a good laugh -sarcasm-
Jose: Perhaps you should prepare fun instead of depending on others for entertainment.
Placido: That is because -you- visit. Bring us information and news. Be useful.
Lucciano: And, no. What you and Yuusei did in the garage does NOT count as news.
Placido: *He snorts at that*
Jose: There are only so many times we can watch those videos
Bruno: WHY ARE THERE VIDEOS?
Placido: Because we have endless recording time on DVR.
Bruno: Quit that. Just quit that. Erase it all!
Jose: And apparently, someone on Team 5D's is a voyeur.
Lucciano: -snort- Like that's a surprise
Bruno: I need to investigate this. *frowns*
Placido: We do not have surveilence in every room. It is your own fault for doing things out in the open. How perverse.
Jose: Construct the proper privacy settings the next session.
Bruno: The only information that I have, is nothing relevant to the plan. Everyone is living ordinary lives.
Jose: ... Why did ZONE create you again?
Lucciano: Then go find relevant information instead of sitting around with Yuusei all day!
Bruno: I don't remember. Maybe if my memories didn't always get hurt with SOMEONE'S schemes, I could be more useful.
Jose: I'm not the one who muddles the plan.
Placido: Do not blame me for your incompetence. That order came from the top.
Jose: From the top of your passion circut to the bottom of your RAM, you mean.
Lucciano: Just like your idea to break off from our original plan did, hmm, Placido?Right from the top of your empty skull.
Placido: *He glares* Z-ONE ordered me to take away his memories so He could have a spy in Team 5D's. You both are out of sync.
Jose: ... That still doesn't excuse the rest of your ineptitude.
Lucciano: I'm out of sync? That's rich, coming from you
Bruno: Oh yeah. *Reaches in pocket, pulls out a flash drive. Tosses it to Jose* Besides this. Nothing special.
Lucciano: -raises eyebrow- You actually managed to copy something onto a hard drive?
Placido: The remaining wipes were to keep him in line. I followed orders. Z-ONE did not give implicit instructions on -how- to go about it. I improvised.And what have you two been doing besides sitting around on your cans all day watching television and grumbling at the world? I least I have been out and about.
Lucciano: -glares at Placido- Oh? Getting yourself split into pieces at Yuusei's feet counts as being out and about? Because it certainly wasn't useful.
Bruno: Yes, copied the recent data from the new program Yuusei is working on.
Lucciano: -smirks- So, you can be useful. Unlike a certain someone.
Placido: It is just like you two to only show up AFTER the fact. How lazy. You should have been using the distraction I provided to your advantage instead of sitting and criticizing my means.
Lucciano: Oh, yes, because I could do so much WITHOUT MY CARDS. BECAUSE A CERTAIN SOMEONE WAS OFF LOSING WITH THEM.
Placido: You did not need your cards. You could have easily broken into their headquarters and dismantled all of their D-Wheels, sabotaged their harddrives, burned down their base, abducted Fudo Yusei's friends, need I go on? Let me remind your both that no one was at their home at the time. It would have been too easy to take advantage of the situation. I broke for nothing. You are both useless and lazy.
Lucciano: You failed because you made a rash decision based on the very emotions you were criticizing earlier. Pointing fingers at those of us who followed Master Z-ONE's instructions is merely your way of denying it. You're last in the chain of command for a reason.
Placido: I do not deny that I took matters into my own hands, and I do not deny that I made a miscalculation of Fudo Yusei's power level. However, you cannot deny that you both should have taken advantage of the distraction. And you did not. It was a wasted effort on my part for that reason alone.
Lucciano: Perhaps, had you informed us of this plan of yours rather than running into it head first, we would have been able to take advantage of the situation.
Placido: What you both should have done was dragged out two of his friends and dueled them while I was dueling him. Separate them from the group, won, and completed the circuit that much faster. I did not need to inform you. I know that you watched the entire duel and did nothing. Do not pretend that you were unaware.
Lucciano: Wow. You must really be confused. You do realize that the dueling lanes close to all others when a duel is commencing, yes? How could I possibly manage to duel one of the other Signers?
Placido: Who ever said that duels had to be done on the high way? It is the power in the motorcycles and the synchros that were completing the circuit, not the highway.
Lucciano: And, how do you presume I- WHAT DO YOU NEED, BRUNO? WE'RE DISCUSSING SOMETHING.
Bruno: Shut up, I've heard this argument at least ten times.
Lucciano: I will not stop arguing my point until we reach a consensus.
Placido: Do not tell us to be quiet. I could erase a large chunk of your memories and render you more useless than a virus-ridden harddrive!
Bruno: The consensus is when you two argue, it's like two bots fresh off the assembly line. Just stop it.
Lucciano: I refuse to take orders from you! What right do you think you have, telling me what to do?
Placido: Do not ever take orders from him, Lucciano. He was chosen as the spy for a reason.
Bruno: Oh? Do tell me what this reason is?
Lucciano: I wasn't intent upon doing so. I don't take orders from just anyone. Hmph.
Placido: Because Z-ONE determined that you were expendable and thus ordered that I erase your memories. He chose you as the guinea pig, not us. And he did not trust you to be the spy with your memories.
Bruno: As a guinea pig, I've still accomplished more than you.
Placido: And just what have you accomplished?
Lucciano: Aside from seducing a human.
Bruno: Not getting torn apart by said human.
Placido: Ha, that stings. Except for one small question... where the hell were you at that time? We had lost track of you on the network just before that period.There was a power disturbance and then white noise.
Bruno: I wonder where I was too.
Placido: .....I've made my point. You are worthless.
Bruno: It was probably the same time as the accident. *shrug*
Lucciano: Sure you're not hiding something from us, Bruno? Something suppressed in your mind?
Bruno: Doubt it. You guys seem to watch me well enough.
Placido: I have to wonder though.... I was often picking up Antinomy's frequency, which was impossible since his memories were wiped. The protocol code should not have been broadcasting.. hmm.. It is almost as if Antinomy was still active.
Lucciano: You think perhaps he altered his hard drives so that a part of him would remain active?
Placido: A back up OS? It's not impossible...
Lucciano: Hmmm....perhaps we should...conduct an experiment to see if such an OS exists?
Bruno: *quickly stands up* Oh no. I don't trust any of you to work on me. Maybe Jose but DEFINITELY NOT THE TWO OF YOU.
Lucciano: -smirk- Who said we were asking permission. Hehehe~
Placido: Kukukukukukukuku~
Bruno: ..... Doesn't matter. I'm not letting you do anything.
Lucciano: -quickly walks to stand behind him- Oh, really? And how exactly do you intend to stop us?
Bruno: I don't have to worry about you, shorty.
Lucciano: -sneers- Don't let my size fool you, Bruno.
Placido: *Walks over to both of them, grinning wickedly* This will be over soon.
Lucciano: -smirks- Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. Or, at least, you won't remember feeling it! Hehehehe~
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