Broccoplant 🔥

World’s most inefficient programmer. Certified idiot. I write wattpad stories now apparently

[broccoplant]

Just realised that I need an about me post…

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ABOUT ME

I have too many hobbies. Most of which are creative or technical.

More specifically, I enjoy making, playing and listening to music and programming. (Especially games)

I am a MINOR. Please do not be weird :)

I love having conversations w/ ppl about games I enjoy.

I like Minecraft, Terraria, No Man’s Sky and a couple others. Those are the main three though.

I have a twitch channel (link below).

Fav movie is Space Balls. Fucking banger of a movie.

I am male and an alpha but I use any pronouns as well.

I know some tone tags so I will use them if I feel necessary and u can use them towards me without worrying about confusion.

TL:DR’s

Likes video games

Likes making music

Likes programming

Uses any pronouns

I am a MINOR.

Stupid

LINKS TO OTHER SOCIALS:

Newgrounds (Where I post my music) Twitch

Enjoy scouring my blog!

[broccoplant]

Low-key just spent 50 minutes programming a multi-jump system into my Godot game in the slightest possibility that I may use it in the future.

[whirlearler]

my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[randomalienencounter]

↸ᒷꖎ╎ᓵ𝙹╎ᒷᓭ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷ リℸ ̣

[randomalienencounter]

ᔑ∴ リᔑ∴∴ ʖ∷𝙹, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| !¡⚍ℸ ̣ !¡ᒷリ╎ᓭᒷᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ⊣⚍ᒲᒲ╎ᒷᓭ 😭😭😭😭

[guerrillatech]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[targetedknowledge]

[painstakinglybad]

There's so much more.

[creepymutelilbugger]

Pixar dads

[gorebonk]

My Fiyerboq fic is up :333 pls pls pls read and comment

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

and also again ty to the lovely @apollosdreams for beta-ing it for me :]

[broccoplant]

U should read it it’s rly good

[gorebonk]

Guys what should I call my dnd goblin

Goreguk

Goregut

Voting ended onJan 10, 2025

Thanks :P

[skippyisntfunny]

[gorebonk]

Give me strength to finish my fiyerboq fic it's kicking my ass 😭😭

[broccoplant]

I give you strength 🙏🏻

[broccoplant]

[cannibalchicken]

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[broccoplant]

Kevin is obsessed with his corner shop. He sleeps, eats and lives in it. It's his whole world. He enjoys the everyday routine of owning it.

Hello people!

I have finished writing the 2nd part of Kevin’s Corner Shop and am currently in the late editing phase.

It should be out Saturday 18:00 UK time and about 12:00 American time (estimation obvs)

Check it out!

[broccoplant]

KEVIN'S CORNER SHOP (a wattpad extravaganza)

As of right fucking now, I have released an ONGOING wattpad story of my own creation! If you couldn't already tell, I am uber excited!

It is my first wattpad post and first released story ever so please forgive any mistakes wattpad wise and any weird-ness writing wise (although I spent about 2 hours of the part 1 creation process proofreading and editing)

HERE IS THE LINK: KEVIN'S CORNER SHOP

Please enjoy! As I state in the story description, it will hopefully receive regular updates to its completion.

It is currently sitting at 1974 words (i believe)

LOVE YOU ALL

-broccoplant