STARBOY!

Phil/ Minor / He/Him

[e-witchappple]

Tyler Catastrophe ASTOUNDS me with his confidence. his ego is bigger than his neckbeard. he is the human embodiment of the cringest parts of 2020 and the internet.

[liarzhangs]

i CANNOT believe i’m watching the making of a lolcow in real time

[corvid-canidae-art]

Vent comic abt being autistic and a therian

[painstakinglybad]

HOLY LOCK IN

Working on designing some new characters....

[yasutou]

[lemon-zesttt]

Haley, except I've been listening to early 2000s music nonstop throughout drawing this and it completely bleeds into the art whoopsie

[painstakinglybad]

When I bought MySims I wasn't prepared for the absurd amount of kissing and tickling in this game

I know the sims franchise has always had some odd humor but I just find this particularly goofy of them

[i-am-a-fish]

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

[i-am-a-fish]

i didn't realize this would be a problem when I posted this but some of you don't have the respect and admiration for an ancient wizard that I assumed would be more inherent and universal

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[lemonitalianice]

Dating Hugh Morris headcanons

(Hugh Morris x fem!reader)

He leaves you for your professor

[sakuratwilight]

happy tomodachi life direct to the person who made this tweet, today love wins

[coolerhope]

funniest fucking thing

[endrimer]

OH MY GOD

[blackkatdraws2]

[TSP] Looping the Parable

music: rusino - Looping the Rooms feat. Hatsune Miku

[therosielord]

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

[irlwakko]

dungeon meshi at the gay bar