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29 they/them it/it's read intro before following plz

[brokenboxofcrayons]

~*Greetings From The Crayon Box*~

o0o{READ BEFORE INTERACTING}o0o

Hi all!

My name is Alex. I'm a Queer Nonbinary Transmasc person and I'm 29. They/them or it/it's pronouns please. I'm a (brown and white coated) Border Collie therian, so please use canine vivterms to refer to me (fur instead of hair, paws instead of hands, claws instead of nails, so on). I’m also ghostkin. Please do not use feminine nicknames or terms for me in any way.

This blog will function is mostly just to dick around and make friends. I don't get out much and really want to have more therian friends. It may also double as a cache of visual stim shit because I like to hoard all the shiny, glittery gifs I can get my greedy little claws on.

TRIGGER WARNINGS/CAUTIONS

This blog may discuss or reblog posts that discuss topics some may find upsetting or triggering! I will do my best to tag things discussing these topics appropriately, but please be safe and don't follow if any of the following topics upset you. Triggers could include:

Depression

Panic/anxiety attacks

Depersonalization

Dissociation

Childhood trauma

Physical/emotional/verbal abuse

Jokes made in an effort to cope with the trauma of any of the topics mentioned above

I have been diagnosed with Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, severe Generalized Anxiety Disorder, severe Major Depressive Disorder, and Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. These and the above list may come up so I just wanna put it out there in case those sorts of topics may upset you. All posts concerning them will be tagged, but if I mess up lemme know and I'll fix it. It won't be super frequent but ya never know. Which leads us to...

DNI

TERFs, radqueers, transphobes, homophobes, super straight, or randoms that have bigoted things to say. I’m not interested in debating my or anyone else’s existence.

Trump supporters/MAGA, Nazis, zionists, racists, ableists, sexists, zoophiles, or abusers of any type. Also anyone who sympathises with any of those groups, get out and stay out.

Ped0s, MAPs, NOMAPs, Proshippers, or however else you identify yourselves. Stay away from me and my blog.

No kink/fetish blogs please.

Anybody that is anti therian or anti furry. Don't want that kind of negativity in my space.

People who use or make AI art. I support real artists!

If you think you know me IRL. I'm not interested in speaking with you here.

Thanks for reading. I hope you stick around for the giggles and nonsense!

[maxmorkson]

Happy Pride, bite a transphobe today 💙

[brokenboxofcrayons]

this goes so hard

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[zegalba]

a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.

[technoarcanist]

@girl-detector

[brokenboxofcrayons]

what a woman

[brokenboxofcrayons]

happy pride month

be gay, do crime, and all that. this year feels especially bleak for trans rights but never forget that our joy is resistance. protest all day and dance all night as those who came before us did. hug your queer family members (whether theyre by blood or by choice) and keep each other close. be as visibly queer as possible (so long as thats safe for you to do). dont forget that you are loved and that your voice matters

[brokenboxofcrayons]

i have decided its finally time to make my own tail. ill be getting my materials on saturday since im off work that day. ill give updates on the progress the further i descend into madness. tips, tricks, and pointers are greatly appreciated as ill be mostly flying blind for this

[brokenboxofcrayons]

YARN TAIL TUTORIAL ☆ | Disegni semplici, Artigianato, Manualidades

NO SEWING NEEDED (finished tail not in video, at the time im posting this its not done yet) SORRY IF THIS IS BAD IF I MISSED SOMETHING COMM

ok so ive been researching for a few hours before making the first post but im likely gonna be using this tut i found on pinterest. shoutout to Remi for the tut. good shit

the only thing i think i may do differant is brush out the puffs so it looks less like yarn and more like fur

[brokenboxofcrayons]

we in business. ive already started so ill update when theres something to see

[brokenboxofcrayons]

after following the steps in the video listed above, i entered freestyle territory. i want my tail to be fluffy so ill be combing it out. im using Lion Brand Yarn Wool Ease so its 80% acrylic 20% wool blend makes it remarkably fur adjacent. the shed is concerning but not unexpected. i can at least reuse it as stuffing for a sewing project in the future so thats a plus. ive found that the bundle method isnt the best since this yarn is much thicker than just regular Red Heart so ive taken to adding the strands individually or in groups of two, double knotting it very tightly to the spine braid, and unraveling the strand before combing to lessen shedding. making sure the strands are pulled to the end as close as possible really adds to the volume. the tip is nearly done. ill post a pic tomorrow

[brokenboxofcrayons]

tip complete. time for brown

[brokenboxofcrayons]

the tail is tailing. i already have plans to make another. halfway through the creation of this one i figured out a better way to do the strand attachment that makes the spine more flexible and makes the tail move a little better

[brokenboxofcrayons]

i have decided its finally time to make my own tail. ill be getting my materials on saturday since im off work that day. ill give updates on the progress the further i descend into madness. tips, tricks, and pointers are greatly appreciated as ill be mostly flying blind for this

[brokenboxofcrayons]

YARN TAIL TUTORIAL ☆ | Disegni semplici, Artigianato, Manualidades

NO SEWING NEEDED (finished tail not in video, at the time im posting this its not done yet) SORRY IF THIS IS BAD IF I MISSED SOMETHING COMM

ok so ive been researching for a few hours before making the first post but im likely gonna be using this tut i found on pinterest. shoutout to Remi for the tut. good shit

the only thing i think i may do differant is brush out the puffs so it looks less like yarn and more like fur

[brokenboxofcrayons]

we in business. ive already started so ill update when theres something to see

[brokenboxofcrayons]

after following the steps in the video listed above, i entered freestyle territory. i want my tail to be fluffy so ill be combing it out. im using Lion Brand Yarn Wool Ease so its 80% acrylic 20% wool blend makes it remarkably fur adjacent. the shed is concerning but not unexpected. i can at least reuse it as stuffing for a sewing project in the future so thats a plus. ive found that the bundle method isnt the best since this yarn is much thicker than just regular Red Heart so ive taken to adding the strands individually or in groups of two, double knotting it very tightly to the spine braid, and unraveling the strand before combing to lessen shedding. making sure the strands are pulled to the end as close as possible really adds to the volume. the tip is nearly done. ill post a pic tomorrow

[brokenboxofcrayons]

tip complete. time for brown

[brokenboxofcrayons]

i have decided its finally time to make my own tail. ill be getting my materials on saturday since im off work that day. ill give updates on the progress the further i descend into madness. tips, tricks, and pointers are greatly appreciated as ill be mostly flying blind for this

[brokenboxofcrayons]

YARN TAIL TUTORIAL ☆ | Disegni semplici, Artigianato, Manualidades

NO SEWING NEEDED (finished tail not in video, at the time im posting this its not done yet) SORRY IF THIS IS BAD IF I MISSED SOMETHING COMM

ok so ive been researching for a few hours before making the first post but im likely gonna be using this tut i found on pinterest. shoutout to Remi for the tut. good shit

the only thing i think i may do differant is brush out the puffs so it looks less like yarn and more like fur

[brokenboxofcrayons]

we in business. ive already started so ill update when theres something to see

[brokenboxofcrayons]

after following the steps in the video listed above, i entered freestyle territory. i want my tail to be fluffy so ill be combing it out. im using Lion Brand Yarn Wool Ease so its 80% acrylic 20% wool blend makes it remarkably fur adjacent. the shed is concerning but not unexpected. i can at least reuse it as stuffing for a sewing project in the future so thats a plus. ive found that the bundle method isnt the best since this yarn is much thicker than just regular Red Heart so ive taken to adding the strands individually or in groups of two, double knotting it very tightly to the spine braid, and unraveling the strand before combing to lessen shedding. making sure the strands are pulled to the end as close as possible really adds to the volume. the tip is nearly done. ill post a pic tomorrow

[brokenboxofcrayons]

i have decided its finally time to make my own tail. ill be getting my materials on saturday since im off work that day. ill give updates on the progress the further i descend into madness. tips, tricks, and pointers are greatly appreciated as ill be mostly flying blind for this

[brokenboxofcrayons]

YARN TAIL TUTORIAL ☆ | Disegni semplici, Artigianato, Manualidades

NO SEWING NEEDED (finished tail not in video, at the time im posting this its not done yet) SORRY IF THIS IS BAD IF I MISSED SOMETHING COMM

ok so ive been researching for a few hours before making the first post but im likely gonna be using this tut i found on pinterest. shoutout to Remi for the tut. good shit

the only thing i think i may do differant is brush out the puffs so it looks less like yarn and more like fur

[brokenboxofcrayons]

we in business. ive already started so ill update when theres something to see

[theconcealedweapon]

[brokenboxofcrayons]

it is all our civic duties to beat the rich black and blue with whatever implement our hands reach first. only once finely tenderized can we send them to Hell for a thorough charbroiling to feed the poor and sick they created. the rich wont eat themselves, you know!

[goth-queen]

[brokenboxofcrayons]

fuck ive been called out

[depsidase]

[brokenboxofcrayons]

i have decided its finally time to make my own tail. ill be getting my materials on saturday since im off work that day. ill give updates on the progress the further i descend into madness. tips, tricks, and pointers are greatly appreciated as ill be mostly flying blind for this

[brokenboxofcrayons]

YARN TAIL TUTORIAL ☆ | Disegni semplici, Artigianato, Manualidades

NO SEWING NEEDED (finished tail not in video, at the time im posting this its not done yet) SORRY IF THIS IS BAD IF I MISSED SOMETHING COMM

ok so ive been researching for a few hours before making the first post but im likely gonna be using this tut i found on pinterest. shoutout to Remi for the tut. good shit

the only thing i think i may do differant is brush out the puffs so it looks less like yarn and more like fur

[brokenboxofcrayons]

i have decided its finally time to make my own tail. ill be getting my materials on saturday since im off work that day. ill give updates on the progress the further i descend into madness. tips, tricks, and pointers are greatly appreciated as ill be mostly flying blind for this

[cutiepieautistic]

[Uploaded for archival purposes]

[brokenboxofcrayons]

I can taste the red stick of the cheese spread snack

[vagabond-beast]

Am I a Therian? [A Greymuzzle's Insight]

"Am I a Therian?" you ask with a quizzical expression.

"I like bathing in the sun. I hate taking baths. I'm highly active at 3am," you explain, and so you conclude, "I must be a cat therian!"

Why?

Don't humans also like sitting in warm sunlight? Don't some humans hate the sensation of baths? Aren't some humans more active at night than at day?

Aren't those normal human behaviors?

"I like to howl, bark, and growl! I like to dig in the dirt and play tug-a-war!" you shout excitedly, and so you conclude, "I must be a dog therian!"

Why?

Don't humans also like to be vocal; shouting, hollering, and yelping? Don't some humans love digging in the dirt to see what's beneath? Do you not see the kids playing tug-a-war? Aren't those normal human behaviors?

"But..." you pause and you think. You finally state, "I feel a call to Nature. I feel at home among the trees, when my bare feet touch the Earth. I feel a pain in my heart when looking at my body, like it doesn't feel right. Surely that means I'm a Therian."

Why?

Aren't there humans who feel a call to Nature? Who live by themselves in the woods? Aren't there humans who also feel like something is missing with themselves?

Aren't those normal human behaviors?

"Then how do I know if I'm a Therian?"

Why... are you asking me?

You clearly know yourself better than I do. You have already given so many reasons as to why you must be a Therian, right? So why ask me what you are?

"Cause you're a Therian, too, aren't you?" you ask.

"I am," comes the answer.

"So then tell me," you urge with impatience. "Am I a Therian?"

"I can not tell you," comes another answer. "Because I do not know. I do not know your identity. I do not know what bristles beneath your skin or echoes in your heart."

There are no set rules to define someone who is a Therian. There is no checklist to go through to determine who is a Therian. There are no guidelines to follow under to know who is a Therian.

"Are you an animal?" comes the question. "Are you, in any sense or form, an animal?"

You pause. And you think.

You already know the answer.

"I am an animal."

Then congratulations.

You're a Therian.

[theplant-system]

I'm not a therian but pls reblog or something if youre an adult therian. I need to find more nonhuman blogs, a lot of people on here who identify as animals are children.

[brokenboxofcrayons]

Boo