In A Fowl Mood Today

A Blog Dedicated To Artemis Fowl Angela S---, known here as Angela or Mastermind. Main blog @queen-of-forgotten-books (which is in fact more Booklr than main blog)

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Can we break in Disney HQ and rescue Eoin Colfer from being held against his will???

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Sounds like a job for Butler

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Artemis Fowl Headcanons

Headcanon that both Artemis Fowl Jr and Sr have PTSD, and there are nights when none can sleep because of their nightmares.

Artemis Senior knocks on his son’s door one day on a business trip to find him panting in bed, looking around wildly, and they just look at each other, no words exchanged as father sits beside son, a hand stroking his hair until he falls asleep.

It becomes a routine for Artemis Senior to tuck his little boy asleep when the nightmares don’t let him.

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I didn’t need my heart.

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Bonus: this also cures Senior’s nightmares

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Artemis Fowl, post-resurrection

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Incorrect Quote: Julius's War Council

Argon: Why is he doing this, the so-called ‘criminal mastermind’? If he didn’t want us in the Manor, why point up ‘as long as he was alive’?

Root: Good Samaritan.

Argon: Who commits interspecies kidnapping for fairy gold?

Root: Bad Samaritan.

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Finally! Someone asking the real questions.

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@sos-fandoms

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This is definitely what Artemis would be doing during the Purge

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Friendly Reminder That Artemis Fowl Literally Went and Created Another Language Instead of a Code

You, a Chicago con man with a tower:

Codes

Artemis, an intellectual with somewhat questionable common sense:

Here’s a new language good luck m

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My life is too glamorous for the Wanted posters. It would make everyone want to be a criminal.

...even though they have a serious shortage in terms of anything that can be called intelligence.

Opal Koboi

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Fowldom Game: Type "Artemis Fowl stole my..." and click middle autocorrect tab twice

Artemis Fowl stole my heart disease.

You self-destructive boy give that back you’ve been through enough already

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Artemis Fowl stole my entire name

😂 😂 😂

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Oh no former Artemis Fowl 😂😂😂

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Artemis Fowl stole my mood and the best app I have

Mood: Artemis Fowl stealing people’s moods like a bedtime-Story evil fairy

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Whoa

What if Artemis was Butler sized

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But still the most uncoordinated nerd you’ve ever laid eyes on. He literally wouldn’t know what to do with all those muscles.

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On another take, what it Butler was Artemis sized. With those noodle arms. “Fight me” he’d pipe out angrily as someone would pinch his cheeks

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AHHHHH I LOVE THIS

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Help: Blog Still Marked Explicit

To anyone who can still see this blog:

This blog has been marked as explicit for no apparent reason since the beginning of this year.

I have filled out a form on the Tumblr website and sent an email requesting a re-inspection, but it’s been months and still only an automatic we’ll-get-back-to-you reply.

This has cut me off from most of my followers and without all of your support (understandably-you can’t see this blog anymore!) I’ve been caught in hiatus for way too long.

How can I I contact Tumblr (besides the default email?) Why was I marked explicit?

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Help: Blog Still Marked Explicit

To anyone who can still see this blog:

This blog has been marked as explicit for no apparent reason since the beginning of this year.

I have filled out a form on the Tumblr website and sent an email requesting a re-inspection, but it’s been months and still only an automatic we’ll-get-back-to-you reply.

This has cut me off from most of my followers and without all of your support (understandably-you can’t see this blog anymore!) I’ve been caught in hiatus for way too long.

How can I I contact Tumblr (besides the default email?) Why was I marked explicit?

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Artemis Fowl in a nutshell

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This meme was made for him

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Everyone keeps saying I seem paranoid. It’s like some kind of conspiracy.

Artemis Fowl, TAC

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You will never ever annoy me if you

Send me random anons

reply to my posts

send me an ask

reblog me

talk to me

say hello

give me random love

“bother” me

So please stop thinking otherwise.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. ITS BECAUSE I HATE PLANTS.

Commander Root, sleepscreaming at 3am Monday night

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This meme was made for him