a ghost of my former self

millenial. canadian. queer and mentally ill. I hope you like cats. other blog: feverfalling.

[ultrafacts]

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Do you like the wheel of the sky

[friend-crow]

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

[elliespectacular]

ok, maybe you didn't say the thing I accused you of saying - but you heavily implied it by speaking to me, someone who wants to be mad at you

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[glubby]

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

[remanence-of-love]

[brokenbythesirensound]

Tfw a crippling PTSD episode literally sneaks up on u and everything goes to shit

[apolladay]

Which US government agency deserves its own high stakes drama (ala NCIS and CIA)

* Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

* Consumer Product Safety Commission

* Environmental Protection Agency

* Food and Drug Adminstration

* Fish and Wildlife Services

* IRS

* National Archives and Records Adminstration

* National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

* National Parks

* Occupational Safety and Health Aministration

* Something else

* See Results

Which US government agency deserves its own high stakes drama (ala NCIS and CIA)

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Consumer Product Safety Commission

Environmental Protection Agency

Food and Drug Adminstration

Fish and Wildlife Services

IRS

National Archives and Records Adminstration

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

National Parks

Occupational Safety and Health Aministration

Something else

See Results

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[remanence-of-love]

[landsccape]

[brokenbythesirensound]

I don’t have a meal plan for this weekend. I’m only at my first meal time of the weekend and I’m already breaking down.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[byjove]

everybody: you’ve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!

medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]