Broken Little Promises

we are the weirdos mister zoee//20//real life twin witch// ♐️

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[thewitchystuff]

Super Blue Blood Moon

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[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[daniels-ramblings]

@neurodivergent-crow

[neurodivergent-crow]

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

[dovewithscales]

Gotta respect that level of guts.

[anotherconservator]

[feminist-killjoymillenial-trash]

[missmayimurderyou]

@themori-witch

[themori-witch]

@missmayimurderyou perfection

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[weekendly]

d e s i e r i n g

[brokenlittlepromises]

Me,walking into a plant store: I'm here for a new pot and that's it, nothing else, I can DO this

Me, 30 minutes later: *walks out of store with 20 different plants*

[butteryplanet]

please follow our instagram with cinemagraphs

[brokenlittlepromises]

understanding what your chart means

sun sign: a basic summary of your personality. your surface level conscious

moon: how you are emotionally. deeper conscious, encompassing subconscious

rising sign/ascendant: how you present yourself to others, and how others perceive you

mercury: how you communicate and use logic

venus: how you love, how you express desires

mars: rules sex and agression

jupiter: how you achieve happiness (luck), what you can provide to the world

saturn: rules your limitations/fears/how you must grow

uranus: how you change/enlightenment. development as a person

neptune: your spiritual side, how you perceive the world

pluto: rule how you handle endings of phases in your life, and rebirth.

[thesilverwitch-deactivated20251]

2018 MAGICAL ASTRONOMY MASTERPOST FOR WITCHES

All dates listed below are given in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC). For exact location dates use this MOON PHASE CALENDAR CALCULATOR.  

🌑 NEW MOONS 🌑

January 16 February 15 March 17 April 15 May 15 June 13 July 12 August 11 September 9 October 8  November 7 December 7

🌓 FIRST QUARTERS 🌓

January 24 February 23 March 24 April 22 May 21 June 20 July 19 August 18 September 16 October 16 November 15 December 15

🌕 FULL MOONS 🌕

Full moon names/meanings can vary from practice to practice and even from individual to individual. The names listed below are the most commonly used. For ideas on how to celebrate each full moon, check out this post. 

January 1 - Wolf Moon (SUPERMOON) January 31 - Snow Moon (SUPERMOON, BLUE MOON, TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE) February 0 - Black Moon March 1 - Worm Moon March 31 - Pink Moon (BLUE MOON) April 29 - Flower Moon May 29 - Strawberry Moon June 27 - Buck Moon July 27 - Sturgeon Moon August 26 - Corn Moon September 24 - Harvest Moon October 24 - Hunter’s Moon November 22 - Beaver Moon December 22 - Cold Moon

🌗 THIRD/LAST QUARTERS 🌗

January 8 February 7 March 9 April 8 May 7 June 6 July 6 August 4 September 2 October 2 October 31 November 29 December 29

FREE 2018 SUPERCUTE MOON PHASE CALENDAR PRINTABLE (You’ll need to give your email address in order to receive the file. It’s safe, I tried it!)

💫 MERCURY RETROGRADE 💫

To learn more about what Mercury Retrograde is, visit the Old Farmer’s Almanac. 

In 2018, Mercury will be in retrograde during the date ranges of:

March 23 to April 15

July 26 to August 19

November 17 to December 6

The type of influence you feel depends on which of the 12 zodiac signs Earth is in when Mercury goes retrograde. Click here to find out: “Mercury Retrograde and Zodiac Signs.”

✨ OTHER MAJOR ASTROLOGICAL EVENTS ✨

Dates may vary a day or so by location, so it’s smart to do your research ahead of time! Also, go here to check the weather for visual clarity and here to check sunrise times! 

Jan 1: Supermoon

Jan 3: Earth at Perihelion

Jan 3 /4: Quadrantids Meteors

Jan 31: Total Lunar Eclipse + Blue Moon + Supermoon

Feb 0: Black Moon - There is no full moon in February, 2018.

Feb 15: Partial Solar Eclipse (can be seen in southern South America, the Pacific, the Atlantic, and Antarctica)

Mar 20: March Equinox

Mar 31: Blue Moon

Apr 22/23: Lyrid Meteor Shower

May 10/11: Eta Aquarid Meteors

June 21: June Solstice 

Jul 6: Earth at Aphelion

Jul 13: Partial Solar Eclipse (can be seen in southern Australia including Tasmania, the Pacific, and the Indian Ocean)

Jul 27/28: Total Lunar Eclipse + Blood Moon (this one will be visible in much of Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa, the Atlantic, the Indian Ocean, and Antarctica)

Aug 11: Partial Solar Eclipse (see it in north-eastern Europe, north-western Asia, northern parts of Canada, Greenland, the Atlantic, and the Arctic)

 Aug 11-13: Perseid Meteors

Sep 23: September Equinox 

Oct 8: Draconid Meteor Shower

Oct 21/22: Orionid Meteor Shower

Nov 17/18: Leonid Meteor Shower 

Dec 13/14: Geminid Meteor Shower

Dec 21: December Solstice 

Dec 21-23: Ursids Meteor Shower 

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[scarletravenswood]

To be honest I’m a little obsessed with these tarot-inspired handbags by #dior Which one would you choose? 👜💎

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[morbidwinter]

people who don’t worship the moon confuse me