silly uliana fan™️ :3

he him ^w^ . uliana haters DNI . matching with @daurkmidnight 🤍🥺

[brokenmilkcrates]

hi ~

my is zach .. i am nineteen !

i use he / him primarily

i am neurodivergent in many ways ^w^ and am disabled. those are other stories though

i like descendants (as a reoccuring hypf since 2017 !), writing (i write personally.. no fanfic requests </3) and a lot of other things :D

this is a personal spammy page, probably will post a lot of random stuff that doesn't oblige to one singular fandom ! have fun stay safe

my rentry of more info is here! <3

here is my pronouns page!

oh, and my posts are usually in a queue ! ^-^

@watchthemfleeee is my roleplay account!~

[frenchgirltalya]

GAYBOY STOP REBLOGGING AND SNOOZE

i dont need sleep. didnt even yawn thrice while writing yhis

[brokenmilkcrates]

WHAT TEH FUCK WHY R U UP AT 3PM MY TIME 😭😭😭😭 boy we're gonna put u underr a sleep spell .....

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[letterful]

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[whats-a-bear]

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

[largehyphencollider]

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society