Carry On

The name's Sebastian. Maybe you've heard of me, maybe you haven't. I'm here for a good time and a blank mind. Sorry, boys. I'm not single.

[sam-theforce-evans]

Getting my Boston accent ready for the weekend.

I’m gonna pahk the kah and go get a hawt dawg and beah. 

[brokennotbentseb]

You know, people can usually tell when someone is a visitor and faking the accent.

[brokennotbentseb]

Text: Sebastian

Artie: You bustin' rhymes

Artie: Makes an MC go wow

Artie: Never thought I'd love you more

Artie: But look at me now

Seb: Fucking hell

Seb: What did I start?

Seb: But my love for you

Seb: Makes me make (bad) art

[brokennotbentseb]

Text: Sebastian

Artie: Roses are red

Artie: Voilets are blue

Artie: I just realized

Artie: I can make these with "chou"

Seb: My love is deep.

Seb: My love is true.

Seb: And it will never fade.

Seb: I love you? 'Course, foo.

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

Ok. I can admit that’s true. Nothin’ can stop this burning desire to be with you.

[brokennotbentseb]

I love you, chou.

[jeff-sterling-the-warbler]

I'm having a pretty sweet weekend.

[jeff-sterling-the-warbler]

Uh… fun stuff. 

[brokennotbentseb]

Mhmm. So does that mean that you're doing fun stuff as in fucking somebody or is it something else that you're embarrassed to admit?

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

Science would be ashamed-?… You trying to make me love you less?

[brokennotbentseb]

I don't think I could if I tried.

[brokennotbentseb]

Well that hurt.

[dave-thefury]

Thanks, man.

Uh, not so much anymore. Right after, yeah. I did. But he doesn’t call or text as often anymore. I’m pretty sure he’s finally starting to get that I’m done with him. About time too.

[brokennotbentseb]

Yeah, sure.

Good. That's unacceptable behavior from a cheating asshole.

[brokennotbentseb]

Well that hurt.

[dave-thefury]

Yeah well, I couldn’t help it. After everything we went through he just… yeah.

I know. It wasn’t great. Uh….. when his name comes up on my caller ID, I drink.

[brokennotbentseb]

Well, I know I'm late but if you need an ear or anything, I've got your back.

So do you actually get drunk from this game? Because if you do, he's more than a bit pathetic.

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

Boy, please. I’ve won it before and I’d win it again. Like I said last time, there’s 7 more inches of you for me to love and since I’m smaller, it means my love is more concentrated, so one amount of love from me contains more love than the same amount from you.

Sorry, babe. I love you, but I still win this one. I definitely love you more.

[brokennotbentseb]

But that assumes that I love you the same amount per inch that you love me per inch. Perhaps my love is more concentrated than yours anyway. While good logically, it still contains assumptions that science would ashamed with you for making.

[jeff-sterling-the-warbler]

I'm having a pretty sweet weekend.

Good company, good food, great… activities. 

… Did I mention I’m in Bora Bora? 

[brokennotbentseb]

What the hell are you doing in Bora Bora?

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

I love you too. So much that I won’t even fight you on it by saying “more”.

[brokennotbentseb]

I don't even know which one of us would win that argument.

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

Maybe once or twice. But I don’t mind a li’l repetition.

[brokennotbentseb]

Well I love you, chou.

[brokennotbentseb]

Well that hurt.

[dave-thefury]

We broke up.

The bastard cheated on me. And he keeps calling me and sending me these long-ass texts. I’ve turned it into a drinking game.

[brokennotbentseb]

Ouch, I'm sorry.

Dude, that fucking sucks. It's absolutely disgusting. What are the rules to the drinking game?

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

Yo. You know I’m down for a little religious experience, as long as it’s with you. Though if that’s the case, my prayers would’ve already been answered.

[brokennotbentseb]

Good Lord, you're adorable, chou. Have I mentioned that I love you recently?

[miss-quinny-fab-blog]

So...

[miss-quinny-fab-blog]

Yes!

[brokennotbentseb]

Do you need anything to be brought?

[miss-quinny-fab-blog]

So...

If I had a small get together on Saturday night to celebrate my birthday, would anyone want to come over? I’ll have the hot tub bubbling away and if it’s nice there will be a bonfire too. So, yeah. Everyone let me know if you’d want to come over.

[brokennotbentseb]

I think that would be fun. Count me in.

[kingarthurabrams]

Easter... east... eat...

[kingarthurabrams]

Babe, you would be too if you knew the amounts of food we use to compensate around here for not celebrating Easter any other way.

[brokennotbentseb]

I see. Well maybe you'll have to come celebrate Easter with Aleida and I next year, even if we're a bit more religious about it than you.