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I don’t understand why super popular, highly selective roleplayers still make self promo posts. What’s the point of gaining followers if you aren’t going to actually interact with them? Or ignore any attempt they make to talk to you?
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I’M FUCKING CACKLING I LOVE THIS COMIC
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sometimes I’m the human, sometimes I’m the husky
why don’t you guys send me your characters name and i’ll put it in this generator and write a starter based on what comes out
If I Stay (Movie) Sentence Meme
"Life happens when you're busy making other plans."
"And then there's me."
"I thought I had everything all mapped out."
"As long as you don't switch me to decaf."
"I really don't want to talk about it, okay?"
"Did you really just quote Alice Cooper?"
"Let's get some lunch! I'm starvin' Marvin!"
"______ was totally checking you out!"
"He/she saw me geeking out?"
"You're asking me on a date?"
"I told you _____ was into you!"
"________ better be nice to you or I'll squish them like the bug they are."
"Alright! We get it! You're in love, go away!"
"Honey, bribery and guilting are the glue that have held parents and teenagers together for generations. Don't break tradition."
"Wake up!"
"Your closet's terrifying!"
"I don't know wether to wear date clothes or casual clothes."
"Be careful, I hear it gets pretty wild at the symphony."
"I have this theory I was switched at birth."
"Why? Why me?"
"Why do I have this feeling you're about to mess up my entire life?"
"Start fighting? How am I supposed to start fighting?"
"Am I gonna die? Is that was this is?"
"If you live, if you die, it's all up to you."
"Well, food to eat is my favorite."
"I'm sorry to say that's the furthest we've gone since our first date."
"Wait, I need to take it slow...okay?"
"You know, I'm not ashamed to be a cinnamon spice chai latte lover, thank you very much!"
"If it doesn't work out, are gonna help me pick up all the pieces?"
"The you you are now, is the same you I was in love with yesterday, the same you I'll be in love with tomorrow."
"No matter what, I will never leave you, we're gonna make it."
"________, you came."
"You can't let ______ grow up without a family."
"Or we could get a place together."
"Woah! The whole three bucks? Slow down, big spender!"
"I wish you would have told me."
"It's like dating a ghost!"
"You're so naive, you don't know shit about the world!"
"How am I supposed to find the strength to stay?"
"I'm not at writing about things that make me happy."
"I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE! I WANT THIS TO BE OVER!"
"I want you to live, I want that more than anything in this world. I want you to fight like hell to stay."
"If you wanna go, I want you to know it's okay. I understand."
"I'll do whatever you want, just please stay."
"I don't care where we are, I just care that we're together."
"I can't, you know I can't."
"You wrote me song."
"You still have a family."
Where there’s a will…
Life finds a way
Reblog if you have more than one rp blog.
au where i actually reply to things
Disney Villain Based Sentence Starters
You fools!
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
How quaint.
Come in. Come in my child.
We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing.
Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch isn't he?
She may be the key to _______'s undoing.
Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
How do you kill a god?
Uh, fellas? ______ would be that way.
Go that way! The yutz with the horse!
Off with her head!
Do you play croquet?
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Run. Run away and never return.
Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Don't you disrespect me, little man.
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.
To the secret lab!
Pull the lever!
Why do we even have that lever?
Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
It's called a cruel irony, like my dependance on you.
I never liked your spinach puffs!
AHAHAHAHAHA.....I win.
Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?
Look at you as fragile as a flower.
You know I hate to leave you after a fight. Especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
Look in that mirror. You know what I see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look you're here too.
No no. I distinctly remember. You're birthday was last year.
Don't forget it. You'll regret it. Mother knows best.
So mature now. Such a clever grown up miss.
—— psa; if i write you a starter & you’re dissatisfied with it ( you don’t like it/feel like it’s not much to go off of/would prefer a different verse ) let me know! i’d much rather write you a new one so that you’d actually enjoy our interaction rather than have you force yourself to comply with what i’ve written or ignore the starter altogether.
250+ starters you can use
even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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Angsty and Dark Sentence Starters
"Please, you've got to help me! I think he/she's dead!"
"It hurts..."
"No, don't touch me!"
"You're a monster!"
"I'm the monster? What about you?"
"They're coming after me."
"I never wanted you to get hurt."
"I trusted you."
"Please don't do this. Please."
"I don't believe you."
"Why can't you just believe me?!"
"I never loved you."
"Let me go!"
"If you scream, it'll be worse."
"If only someone loved you..."
"I'm not sorry."
"They want to hurt me!"
"Don't try to fix me."
"I don't feel anything."
"If you say a word, I'll slit your throat."
"Are you threatening me?"
"I hate you."
"Did you honestly think I ever cared?"
"This is wrong."
"You're dying."
"I'm dying."
"It was all an act."
"[insert name] is dead."
"Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious."
- Stephen Hawking