⚜BroKenUri⚜

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[fangedgrace]

modern AU means I can do whatever the fuck I want

[karniss-bg3]

In my half awake state a random thought filtered into my skull. How would the other companions react if Kar'niss joined the party?

Gale: "A drider, fascinating choice of company. Although, there is much to be said for their useful talents. Potent paralytic venom, supreme ambush skills, and martial prowess not to be trifled with. However, if we start our days covered in webbing we may need to arrange for him to rest...elsewhere."

Astarion: "Our merry band of misfits grows ever larger, doesn't it darling? I don't mind him here, his massive body will be perfect to hide behind when fireballs are flung our way. Work smarter not harder, mw-ha!"

Shadowheart: "So we have two traumatized blood suckers in camp now? On one hand our newest acquaintance could prove useful in battle. On the other his non-stop jabbering motivates me to cast silence on him at every opportunity. Decisions, decisions."

Laezel: "Chk! An abomination in our midst. While his appearance leaves an impression I will still slit his throat if he shows any signs of betraying us. I hope you are certain about your choice in inviting him here."

Karlach: "A drider, fuck yes! Call me crazy but I think they're neat. Do you think if I asked nicely he'd let me ride on his back? Just once, that's all I want. Imagine all the places we could go with someone who can climb walls at will?!"

Wyll: "While I'm not thrilled about accompanying a creature well known for violent tendencies and insane thought patterns, I've misjudged others before. Everyone deserves a second chance. So long as Kar'niss respects those in camp then perhaps there is hope for him yet."

Halsin: "Heh, a challenge." *wildshapes into a giant spider*

[aitu]

“THEY ARE ALL OKAY, and all those things could exist in THE SAME WOMAN. Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong. Write characters who are people.”

—Lori

[angrymuslimah]

“Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

[urban-mulan]

this is too thug not to reblog

[hitodeman-blog-blog-blog]

I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get raped in prison”, I want you to think real hard about what that says about your views on women and rape for a minute

[ipomoea-nil]

Seriously. Calling Justin Bieber a girl, woman, etc is a HUGE insult to women. And rape is not a tool of punishment, it is a horrendous crime that deserves the punishment and wishing it on anybody is inhuman.

[boromirs]

Favorite women of Middle-earth + important quotes

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[reallyndacarter]

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

[colleendoran]

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[hiyapudding]

[Image ID: tags from tumblr user cynderxdustypaws.

#okay first off her blue roan is fucking gorgeous #secondly. i want to point out that the video id is misleading #that isnt just a gallop #thats a full run #also she isnt JUST bareback on that sprinting horse she is ALSO riding liberty #if you look at the horse's face and neck it isn't wesring a bridle and there isnt a bit to be seen #this rider is depending on body position leg pressure and that single rope circle around the horse's neck #to steer and communicate slowing down and stopping #not only is this an amazing coming out video its also displaying what a skilled rider she is.

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[thegilly]

A paparazzo photo of John and Paul taking Martha for a walk in London’s Regent’s Park, 1967. The location is Outer Circle, near Chester Gate.

[ihearasound]

obsessed with the german subreddit called Gittertiere (Lattice Animals) which is dedicated to posting pictures of abandoned shopping carts.

Brave lattice animal is blocking the entry to the nest of a tin-vroomer

Completely over-bred lattice animal. Is this still considered beautiful? … In my opinion, this is lattice animal abuse

This lattice animal is utterly tuckered out from waiting for their play mate

[poirott]

Columbo + his basset hound named “Dog”

He doesn’t look like a police dog. Well, he isn’t. He’s a policeman’s dog. Believe me, there’s a big difference.

COLUMBO (1968 - 2003)

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

[ By: haramdoodles ]

December is Ex-Muslim Awareness Month.

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

Stupidest thing is when people treat butch/femme, dom/sub, top/bottom, as like. Gender Binary 2.0 that all maps neatly lmao

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

Butches can be bottom subs. Femmes can dom (g-d they can dom). You can be queer and be literally none of these things. Let go of the urge to map and categorize in neat and tidy lines and learn to love the messiness of queer life and human existence

[love-always-adelaide]

(Also switches exist, and none of these things tell you anything about someone's personality or interests outside of these things.)

[did-you-know]

In 1931, female professional pitcher Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, back to back, in just 7 pitches. Ruth was furious, yelled at the umpire, kicked the dirt, threw his bat, told a newspaper that women are ‘too delicate for baseball,’ and Mitchell’s contract was voided. By 1952, the MLB had officially banned all women from the game. Source

[mitosis-jones-deactivated202301]

Men throwing hissy fits, all because they don’t have their power, wow *rolls eyes*

[did-you-know]

Several security camera videos have gone viral because they randomly captured creepy guys groping women who properly kicked their asses. Source Source 2

[mitosis-jones-deactivated202301]

The second gif is my favorite xD

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women