Pave the Way

Just call me wolfeyes. I'm a cosplayer and a fangirl. My tumblr will probably mostly consist of TF2, Pokemon, Professor Layton, League of Legends, and other random things I might find. Add me on Steam if you want: wolf_eyes555 If you're up to it, add me...

[marychauder]

[demico-art]

marychauder:

Collection of animated Gravity Falls Cryptograms 

[smrvero]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE???

[life-in-toontown]

Me too, man 😞

[qixzel]

*lady gaga voice* In russia doing research.

[slashermary]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[dangerthrillryanson]

Tintin meeting other adventure icons.

By Adam Murphy

[georgedontdothat]

he’s at it again

[cipheramnesia]

I want to see a Thai martial arts movie shot in this guy's house where everyone keeps trying to use things in the house as a weapon but it just falls apart because it's chocolate and what's supposed to be a badass fight scene degenerates into a few helpless men sliding and flailing around in a giant messy pile of smashed desserts.

[rikonius]

I know how the scene would end. Bad guy gets up, draws a weapon, and PANG!

There's Chocolate Guy holding the one real metal pan in the room.

[the-haiku-bot]

I know how the scene

would end. Bad guy gets up, draws

a weapon, and PANG!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[dinchenix]

Expelled from Word, he is now trying to contact you through other programs...

[himynameisemail]

[houndmother]

let’s get tumbled by mama

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[kaijuno]

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

[5bi5]

Do you have movie posters on your walls?

Yes (tell me which ones!)

No

Secret third thing???

Voting ended onMay 7, 2025

[valencians]

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

[bagel-bird-ainsor]

Klumbo my beloved…

[beardedmrbean]

One of those situations where, 'you're turning into your father' is the furthest thing from a insult possible.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[obi-waankenobi]

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

[ingridverse]

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

[sniperct]

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (July 19th, 2019)