Broke Young Things

The actual adventures and observations of actual twentysomethings in London.

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please tell me this isnt real

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Pokemon Go London Edition

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Pokemon Go Diaries

So after a bottle of wine I have levelled up my Jynx and am debating going to the park to take on the rival gym and making my area the Blue stronghold.

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Alll I want for Christmas is David Thewlis narrating my Christmas.

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I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING!!!!!!  

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Marketing Director of Switzerland: people just don't seem to be bombarded with Switzerland enough, how can we get Switzerland out there? Intern: Mountain scenes on sink plugs. Marketing Director: Kiss me!

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I’m a grown adult with grown adult things to do, yet here I am fixated with watching Shia LaBeouf watching all of his films.  

Petition for him to marathon Even Stevens next.

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Trying not to eat the second batch of Halloween sweets.

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Tom Hardy is the film star we all are.

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Hamlet tickets

The amount of time I spent in a queue for them, I could have actually done some work I could have travelled to visit my parents.

The amount of money I spent on them, I could have paid for the holiday to Iceland.

By the time I get to use them, I could have a child.

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Turns out I haven’t but Benedict Cumberbatch did!

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My kitten died today, she was 25 years old. Her hobbies included pretending she was asleep until someone made a bacon sandwich and eating food off the bird table.

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Hep B in the right arm typhoid in the left.

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Crap Celeb Spots

Lulu in Pret at Euston Station, she was singing to herself.

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I used to spend £30 on a dress, now I spend £30 on pizza.