one from many

there's  s t a r s  in your eyes.   ( aph america. )

[mezzogiorno]

👗

[ he really … finds the fact that alfred likes space + aliens and stuff adorable, so he’s gonna take advantage of that. ] You said you liked space stuff, so here.

[bloodycrumpets]

[Arthur is not taking this seriously at all.] [Puts on his best pretentious voice] Urm actually yellow is the colour of happiness and sunshine and red is the colour of anger and fire so I think Instinct is better.

[bromerican]

Actually, red means valor. And valor means courage.

Yellow’s for softies!! You’re a big softie and I’m-- I’m brave!

[bloodycrumpets]

I didn’t want to be in your shitty gang anyway. What are you, Valour? Tryhard.

[bromerican]

You take that back!

Valor is amazing. Instinct is, like, the Hufflepuff of Pokémon. You guys are a joke!

[mezzogiorno]

“Yes, I am. Go away. Don’t talk to me.”

[bromerican]

“You started it! I’m just askin’ why you said that!”

“What? ‘Cha think it’s true?”

[bloodycrumpets]

This can only work if you’re in Team… uh… the yellow one. 

[bromerican]

[ he’s disgusted ]

You’re on Instinct? Ugh. You can’t join my gang.

[bromerican]

@mezzogiorno​ || continued from x

No, really: what the fuck is wrong with you?

It ain’t my fault you keep askin’ me for money.

I told’ja, I’m broke as a joke, man. All I’ve got is my swag.

[bromerican]

@mezzogiorno || continued from x

“Don’t talk about it.”

“Come on, man, can’t just call me adorable then expect me not to ask about it.”

“So, what’s up with it? Aren’t you supposed t’ insult me?”

[bromerican]

@bloodycrumpets || continued from x 

Depends what we do in this gang?

We capture gyms in Pokémon GO. But we do it in badass clothes.

[mezzogiorno]

[ stop being so mean to him jesus christ. fumbles to catch the bottle, he doesnt, it hits him. thank god it didn’t hit his fucking nose. ]

Why? [ glares at him, leans over to pick up the water since it rolled onto the floor. ow his side. ]

[bromerican]

Sorry, force a’ habit. [ he chuckles and smacks Bruce’s leg playfully ]

Beat it, buddy. [ the dog moves away, making room for Al ]

So, spill the beans. The hell happened t’you?

[mezzogiorno]

[ awkwardly sits between the two dogs. oh geez. ]

OK–uhm, water..  I guess. [ sits back on the couch, holding his side still. everything hurts. ]

[bromerican]

[ he steps into the kitchen, fetching a water bottle from the fridge, then heads back towards his two faves (and lorenzo, i guess) and tosses the nasty human the bottle ]

Think fast.

[mezzogiorno]

I feel terrible. [ grumbles. ]

Can I sit down, or something?

[bromerican]

Uh, sure, yeah.

 [ he motions to his couch where Bruce & Banner lay ]

They won’t bother you, we just got back from a run. Want water or soda or-?

[bromerican]

mezzogiorno replied to your post:Elizabitch gave me weed and it's 100% fucking...

Here. [ chucks it at him. there u go. get it away from me. ] [ holding his side bc it still hurts like fuck :^/ ]

[ he catches it and stashes it in his pocket with a ‘nice’ ]

Thanks, man.

[ he looks at him and cringes ] Buddy, you look terrible.

[bromerican]

Elizabitch gave me weed and it's 100% fucking illegal here, do you want it? I've had a shitty enough week, I don't want to get fined for having some cunt's weed.

Dude, fuck. yes. Toss it?

[ he holds his hands open to catch the weeds ]

[bromerican]

So, I don't care but, how are you doing?

[mxnefreghista]

[ text: fettucine alfredo 😒 ]: i guess you’re kinda cute [ text: fettucine alfredo 😒 ]: but i really really REALLY doubt you’re chill [ text: fettucine alfredo 😒 ]: or normal

[bromerican]

[ text: ✞ lady pasta ✞ ]: see? i ain’t all that bad

[ text: ✞ lady pasta ✞ ]: youre right tho

[ text: ✞ lady pasta ✞ ]: im not chill

[ text: ✞ lady pasta ✞ ]: but hey i can make you laugh

[anglisaxones]

🔥 🔥  it’s real nigga hours 👍 😂 👍 so hit that mutha 👏fuckin 👏like  👏 button if u up boi 👌 👌 👌 💯 🔥

[bromerican]

im hittin that like button cuz 💯 🔥 imma real nigga 😂👍

[bromerican]

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 @anglisaxones