I MOVED BLOGS
just an fyi to let everyone know i moved blogs over to ijutsu for a variety of reasons.
(i thought i had posted this when i moved but apparently not??)
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
wallacepolsom
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
AnasAbdin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

shark vs the universe
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todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies

@theartofmadeline
Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document

if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
styofa doing anything
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I MOVED BLOGS
just an fyi to let everyone know i moved blogs over to ijutsu for a variety of reasons.
(i thought i had posted this when i moved but apparently not??)
Give me a fandom, and I will put my playlist on shuffle.
The first ten songs that come up, I will match with characters of the that fandom.
replace every vowel in ur url with oob
or even just ur name. my roommate is named joanne so her name is jooboobnnoob and shes on the floor laughing
It’s almost that time of year.
The Writer's Gym - Follow-up
Hello all,
A few weeks ago, I proposed the idea of a Writer’s Gym, essentially an alternate or an addition to NaNoWriMo. The goal? To help writers of all experience levels develop their skills and more importantly their discipline.
Based roughly on the format of NaNoWriMo, but with tweaks designed to create sustainable good habits, the Writer’s Gym would begin January 1, 2015. Over the course of 31 days, each writer would set their target word count for a manuscript and achieve it.
For people completely new to writing, or with limited spare time, the recommended amount would be 3,000 words by the end of the month - 100 words a day, with one free day. For more experienced or ambitious writers the recommended amount would be 30,000 words - 1,000 words a day. The idea is to set an achievable goal, and at the end you will have the rough draft of a manuscript.
Then the real fun begins. Starting February 1, 2015, the goal will be to revise that manuscript. The idea is that writers will develop their discipline for writing every day, but also be able to write freely with the understanding that editing does not begin until the next month. This will teach good habits, discipline, and daily writing and also help people take on that onerous next step of revision.
Writing is hard. Writing every day is even harder, and yet writers are often discouraged when life gets in the way, feeling that their failure to keep up the habit makes them bad writers, or worse, hopeless. As far as I can tell, this is the only field where an individual is expected to train all their own habits. Athletes have gyms, coaches, and trainers, musicians have regular practice hours. So here the plan is to create a space that will help writer’s develop the most difficult skill in the toolbox: discipline. No one is born with it, and no one should be expected to develop it without help and support from their peers.
If this sounds at all appealing to you, I’ve created sites here on Tumblr and a forum for the project. It will begin January 1, 2015 and based on popularity may continue periodically throughout the year. Please join me in becoming a better writer!
in which Kate finds an old picture, circus-era old, and wants to know if Clint can still do that?
girly-girl I have no idea
let’s find out
and Lucky thinks it’s pretty great
dad what are you DOING
are we PLAYING?
DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN HELP I AM A GOOD DOG
Then Lucky grabs the hem of that one leg that’s extended and begins playing “wrestle the pants leg” with it, slowly pulling it closer and closer to Clint’s head as Clint tries desperately to shift his center of balance so he can straighten up. And Kate loses her shit in the background as Clint slowly, inevitably topples over when he can no longer support his weight on one point of balance, and Lucky romps joyfully around the collapsed heap of his bruised, groaning master.
I hate that I laughed at this
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there," and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s barriers, and tripping over the demon’s tail. "In the Vatican!" she cries out as she moves, using the State Farm Agent summoning charm to modify the situation as she was taught, and mentally thanking her trainer for expecting her to be fast enough to do it on the first incantation.
Most State Farm agents, when they run into trouble, have to get the customer to do the jingle a second time. That guy with the buffalo was lucky.
The magic takes hold, and she materializes in the aisle of St. Peter’s Basilica, still holding the demon by the tail, in the middle of Sunday morning Mass. The music clatters unprofessionally to a halt as laypeople, deacons, priests, monks, nuns, and the Pope all turn their attention to the surprised demon whose fifth course of dinner has turned, unaccountably, into a visit to one of his least favorite places on Earth.
There is chanting in Latin, and vaguely cross-shaped gestures, and clouds of incense, and the demon vanishes in a puff of smoke, whether from the efforts of the clergy or of his own volition no one can say. The Agent doesn’t wait, fleeing towards the doors and escaping in the confusion.
She gains the exit and walks, purposefully, toward Rome proper; there, she ducks into the nearest alley. A burner cell phone comes out of one of the less-used pockets of her purse, and she dials a number from memory.
"Allstate," says a smooth masculine voice after three rings.
"State Farm," she answers. "I’m calling in a favor."
"Yeah?" Interest. "What sort?"
As she talks she’s pulling out her smartphone, keying an app that was activated by the summoning, and pulling up the policyholder data that enabled the incantation to work.
"Insurance fraud," she said, and can almost hear teeth sharpening on the other end of the line. She gives him the name, the address, the policy number. "Someone needs some mayhem."
"That’s my name," the man says.
She smiles. “Someone needs all the mayhem.”
He chuckles. Slow. Evil. Even with the echoes of demonic laughter ringing in her ears, she’s impressed. “Don’t worry,” he says, almost purring.
"You’re in good hands."
do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior SAKUHINA
(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ desperate ‘pls stay’ sex (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ angry make up sex (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ public sex & tryin’ to keep quiet (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ car pulled off to the side of the road sex (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ wake up in the middle of the night sex (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ all of these things
#if only i could write smut
Stop what you’re doing right now and watch Alex Boye’s “Africanized” cover of Shake It Off.
Ahh, it’s back
i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.
every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.
YEAUGH
we need to destroy the notion that lily wasn’t sensitive or vulnerable, that she was always on top of her game and had her shit together and was the best at keeping her composure, bc that wasn’t the case. in nearly every scene we see her in she’s crying, and her emotional openness is what’s so beautiful about her tbh.
mirror of erised; smiling at harry and crying
godrics hollow; pleading for harry’s life and crying
prince’s tale; angry at petunia’s remarks and crying
sirius’ letter; admits she cried all evening after hearing the news about the mckinnons
why don’t we see more of this lily in fandom? this utterly human lily who is so raw and consumed with emotion and who is never afraid to let it all out; who has every reason to be emotional and is never ashamed of it. she is a strong female character because of her femininity and her tendency to be emotional. destroy the notion that females can’t be both, destroy it.
Sounds like something Naruto would say..
" You sure have a charming forehead, it makes me want to kiss it "
Hatake Kakashi by sensei.
is it sai week again? i can’t find a masterpost of the themes, so here’s some sketchy narusai walking home in the snow with dinner supplies