bugbyte

"don't fuck with me, asshole, i'm a scientist." intj.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

[queer-as-city-folk]

A guide to different types transit of systems

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[lucat13]

@spacetronomyfan @1031-discovery

[charmquarkk]

FE:3H fic: Scrap

the Sad Blonde Men have me again, i fear, this time of the fire emblem variety. pre-timeskip dimileth pining.

Scrap (2525 words) by charmquark Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd/My Unit | Byleth Additional Tags: Pre-Timeskip | Academy Phase (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Character Study, Pre-Relationship, Female My Unit | Byleth, POV Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, Mental Health Issues, Dimitri Alexandre "Third Degree Yearns" Blaiddyd, The "graphic violence" is one line and maybe not that graphic but I'll tag it anyway Summary: "Jeralt used to call it the whatever-the-fuck technique." "The—" Dimitri paused. "The what?" "'Whatever the fuck it takes to survive, kid,'" she elaborated.   During a mission in the Empire, Dimitri is thrown from his horse. Byleth does what it takes to save his life.

[jen-derless]

Saying "But they're both pining for a man" against the theory that Glinda and Elphaba are lesbians for each other seems plausible for now but will turn out to be a Straw Man argument.

[jack-of-blades]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

[womaninwinter-deactivated202503]

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

[thedogeveryonehates]

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

[exastriscass]

Shadowheart: Nice armor, what is it made from?

Lae’zel: My armor is made from pure silver. Foreged in the Astral Plane by the exacting eye of a githyanki smith. Created to best honor and serve Vlaakith

Shadowheart: Strange, to me it looks like it is made from girlfriend material

Lae’zel: Are you stupid? I literally just described what it is made from

[blorbopolis]

im cooking

[ohshitthisbloghasothercolors]

It's a het ship to YOU. To ME, they are both incredibly bisexual.

[charmquarkk]

haven’t written fanfic in i think an actual decade but then astarion existed, y’know? so here. astarion/f!tav.

Perhaps they were both too tired, perhaps it was the oppressive nature of this whole damned place putting a damper on their libidos, but that urgency, that lingering question, what next? It just wasn’t there. When he stretched himself out next to her and she turned herself into his body and curled an arm around his waist, there was nothing hurried about it. There was something novel in simply enjoying him. Something a little thrilling, a little terrifying, something she didn’t want to examine because she just wanted to savor this moment.

Two yearning people gradually fall in love in a cursed place.

or;

An exploration of Tav and Astarion's relationship in Act 2.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[gautiersylvain]

Look, I'm not a "details" person, all right?

[cataztrophi]

A concept: Kravitz's existence got very, very hard for a few weeks once Lup and Taako realized they could call anything a "death-defying feat" if Kravitz had told them not to do it

[charmquarkk]

this is how i picture batstarion at the party

[littlestarbigfangs]

Narrator: "Everything is in motion - all within these walls are doomed to destruction unless you act."

bonus:

[hashtagloveloses]

i know nothing about bg3 but astarion looks like how people draw taz balance magic brian

[eff-plays]

Some camp role headcanons because I'm one of those bloggers now.

We all know Gale is the cook, and that's what he does best. Also Keeper of Arcane Secrets (organizes the book stash and relevant documents, gets really upset when someone doesn't follow this week's order (it's alphabetical by author, not title) or forgets to put stuff back where they found it).

Lae'zel keeps everybody's weapons sharp and oiled and ready. This is not innuendo, she's fucking dead serious about always keeping your blades in top condition. If you can't kill well, you'll be well killed. Or some shit. Idk, give that sword here, bitch.

Astarion doesn't want to have an official camp role aside from "prettyboy nuisance," but one day he offers to patch up the embroidery on Tav's sleeve, and it's all over. People come to him to mend their clothes and armor. He's good at it, because he's been forced to keep whatever he has in functional and presentable shape for decades.

Wyll, with his high charisma and noble background, keeps the camp's guests happy, particularly those who stay temporarily, and mediates minor conflicts. He's in charge whenever Tav isn't around, and tries to keep people content but also moving on quickly, so there's no pressure on the rest of the team.

Karlach is in charge of the inventory, mostly the mundane stuff. Keeps the camp stocked on food, but also sorts loot by stuff to sell and stuff to keep, so they're not lugging around pointless crap. Can't always tell if one enchanted blade is better than the other, but if Tav hasn't given it to someone by now, into the sell pile it goes.

Shadowheart is the medic, but very reluctantly. She won't offer you any gentle words or affirmations, and will probably just call you an idiot for stepping into a pool of acid that reduced your toes to goo. She'll grow them back, but also make fun of you relentlessly, and gossip about it later. She will NOT touch the weird rash WHERE?