Me, Myself, and Some Twisted Thoughts

26. Capricorn. Coffee. Glitter. Big hair.

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[brookdlin]

This fucking quarantine is so ghetto. I’ve never wished I’d die in my mf sleep so much.

[sirfrogsworth]

[feministism]

[fishyandclintbarton]

Reblogging this into existance.

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Hey why can’t I reblog this

[nor-ii]

wait this post is a no-note bungus

[commanderclearly]

[lena-zorel]

I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[brookdlin]

Bro. Buy a second set.

[brookdlin]

[brookdlin]

The best thing about having an ED and being fat is no one ever believes you. When I skip meals everyone applauds my diet efforts. When someone sees me counting out fucking almonds like my life depends on it everyone is SO PROUD. No one bats an eye.

Ya bitch gets away with anorexia because she’s fat. 🙃🙃🙃

[catchymemes]

Do you remember them?

[genjichu]

What about

[division912]

NOOOOO

[hellcatbruiser]

I can’t believe they did it to ‘em

[danhowellgifs]

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[zoobus]

One sentence horror story

[blueeyeddl]

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[blueeyeddl]

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

[greenslime69]

@lesbiangelfling

[skinnybysometime]

[anaslittlebrat]

Me: i feel fat :((

My scale: lost 1-2 pounds

Me and my ed:

[notexactlycoping]

[roolsilver]

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

[brookdlin]

Lolololol I stepped on the scale and the results were not good.

In unrelated news, I will be starving myself tomorrow.