brooke

multi-fandom & personal blog.

[tanakas]

force ghost anakin: appears to luke 

luke: who the fuck are u

anakin: ur dad but the sexy version

[brookelikehella]

Snoke: Oh my god, I love your lightsaber! Where did you get it?

Kylo Ren: I made it myself with a cracked kyber crystal.

Snoke: A cracked kyber crystal, so ingenious.

Kylo Ren: Thanks!

Snoke: [to General Hux] That's the dumbest fucking lightsaber I've ever seen.

[redlobstercult-deactivated20140]

[beefandcorn]

This is so funny

[bygoner-deactivated20241212]

Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays

[htsxegiaio]

“#2015 was basically one big shitpost”

[friend-called-boxcar]

when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete

[dutchstore]

“I fed one neighbourhood cat and then the next morning this happened.” by The LAD Bible

[ghost-dad666-deactivated2016042]

IM CRYING So MANY BABIES

[notbrokejustbentxo-deactivated2]

LIFE GOALS !!!!!

[no-mi-torta]

Detectives investigating the murder of a girl who has weird contact names for people in her phone

[real-tweets]

[deans-isengard]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: you know what the really tragic part is? Obi Wan would have saved him, protected him and forgiven him if Anakin had just asked or said he needed help even as he lay burning

[genderh20]

Today I skipped class instead of arriving two minutes late because my school’s tardy policy is harsher than its absence policy and that’s all you need to know about the American education system.

[ruinedchildhood]

[scrlett-deactivated20180530]

i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option

[2treehill]

how do you get a nice body without moving

[childmagazine]

by learning to love yourself

[nachtfunken]

wow

[bang]

what

[cirkay]

the tabIes have turned

[weloveshortvideos]

African serval Tag playing on couch

[defilerwyrm]

is this the cup song

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[earthlyvibration]

THIS 

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[africugh]