Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs
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Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs
IM SCREAMING LOL
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I want to live In this photo
😍😍 Goals.
Is this Jackson hole?
It’s Banff, Alberta 😊
Jackson Hole has THE BEST pizza
I thought the same thing, I so I moved there. But then the people were really cliquey and angry about tourism (the very industry we thrived on) and so I just was friends with ground squirrels and marmots and elks and magpies and mountains. There was, however, a kindergarten teacher and a bus driver and an ex-pat cellist who I'll never forget. Eat local. Bear bells aren't a thing. Cascade falls ends in a disappointing underground tunnel.
Mmm....ok.
disrespectful
I would have retired after that
Amal Clooney socializing with the people at her table while George Clooney struggles to grasp the concept of reading.
but where was he at my last doctor’s appointment…
this is how you know someone loves what they’re doing.
gonna have to ask my dr. to do the same thing…
But seriously, this is how to pediatrician.
12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful
I realized these were all the snapshots which our children would look at someday with wonder, thinking their parents had lived smooth, well-ordered lives and got up in the morning to walk proudly on the sidewalks of life, never dreaming the raggedy madness and riot of our actual lives, our actual night, the hell of it, the senseless emptiness.
Jack Kerouac (via aestheticintrovert)
:( such a sad part of the movie
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The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
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If I didn’t think, I’d be much happier; if I didn’t have any sex organs, I wouldn’t waver on the brink of nervous emotion and tears all the time.
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