“You gotta eat your breakfast.”
“Please don’t tell me that breakfast is the most important meal of the day because that is just so cliché. You’re better than that.”
“I was gonna say breakfast lowers LDL cholesterol and prevents fluctuating glucose levels that lead to type two diabetes.“
“Had the craziest dream last night. You don’t understand. I’m in this cave, right? Or maybe it’s in outer space. David Beckham is there with these two contact lenses and then like, blue one or red one, like he’s a sexy Morpheus from Matrix. And I don’t know which one to pick. I don’t know what to do with these things.”
“Hey, [name], you have the craziest dream every night.”
“No analyzing dreams before coffee.”
“We should be hot Pokémon for Halloween.”
“I get to be slutty Charmander.”
“Yeah, well, at my old school, that would have been settled with a knife fight.”
“Oh, my God. You guys are so repressed.”
“Don’t therapize us, okay? We are not your patients.”
“Sometimes, I feel like I’m stuck on a Ferris wheel. One minute I’m on top of the world, and the next, I’m at rock bottom. Over and over, all day long.“
“Actually. You know, I totally see you as a person.”
“That was the biggest train wreck our stage has ever seen.“
“A secret, huh? Is it the same as my secret?“
“As for how I knew I was gay, it was a bunch of little things. Like this one recurring dream I kept having about Daniel Radcliffe.”
“I think I’m falling in love with you.”
“For the record, I think Jon Snow is an excellent choice for your sexual awakening.”
“There’s something about you that makes me want to open up. And that's slightly terrifying for me.”
“I don’t think that’s one of those things where you can agree to disagree.”
“All right, hey, guys, Halloween party Friday night!”
“Very relieved that we’re in agreement on Oreos. That would have been a deal-breaker for me.”
“Is it weird that I have no idea what you look like, but I can’t stop thinking about kissing you.”
“Well, I need you to help me talk with her… and hang out with her and stuff, you know?”
“Why would I help you do that? Are you blackmailing me?“
“I just think that we’re in a position here, where we could help each other out is all. So think about it.“
“Right now, these emails, they feel like this totally safe place. I’m just not ready for my whole world to change.”
“It’s not all about looks, [name].”
“This is, like, a new level of laziness, even for you.”
“Do you miss trick-or-treating?”
“Hey, [name]. I bet you’re gonna have the best costume tonight.”
“I am post-presidency Barack Obama. So I’m just chillin’ in Hawaii, drinking Mai Tais, writing memoirs and hoping Trump doesn’t destroy my legacy.”
“All right, I’m gonna go eat my feelings away.”
“Oh. I’m sorry, I thought this was the bathroom. Sorry.”
“Okay, come on. We gotta get you home.”
“The room stopped spinning.“
“Sometimes I feel like I’m always on the outside. Like tonight, you know… I was at that party, and it was fun, but… it kinda felt like I was watching it from across the room. I don’t know, there’s this invisible line that I have to cross to really be a part of everything and I just, I can’t ever cross it.”
“Sometimes I think it’d be so much easier to be one of these people who can just take a few shots and then hook up with whoever’s closest.”
“I think I’m the kind of person who is destined to care so much about one person, it nearly kills me.”
“[Name], if I were a betting man, I’d say you were drunk emailing me during that last letter. Don’t worry. I liked it.“
“You know what, [Name]? You deserve a goddamn superhero.”
“Yeah. No, I don’t mention it a lot because it kind of messes with my image. The girl who is excited. Girl whose life didn't just end, like, three months ago, who’s angry and sad all the time. Girl who still believes in love.”
“Have you ever been in love?“
“You know, this is stupid. I’m just gonna tell her that I like her.”
“I promise you, you’re not gonna regret it.”
“[Name]… I am so sorry. I don’t feel that way about you. But I really like hanging out with you and I don’t know, maybe we could still be friends, you know?”
“I need you to help me decorate. Untangle these for me, will ya?”
“Change is exhausting. I feel like there’s nowhere to hide from all the newness of everything. Except here. With you.”
You know what? You are insanely stupid, [name]. I was never in love with anyone else. I was in love with you!“
“I don’t have anything to say to you.”
“Please, please. I just wanted to say that I was sorry, okay?”
“You deserve everything you want.”
“In case the message got lost somewhere I just… I just want you to know that I love you.”
“That’s okay. You can give me somethin’ later that I can’t get in the store.“
“Okay. They’re not paying me enough for this.”
“Do you wanna go to the carnival with us tonight?”
“I didn’t think you’d come.“
“Until I was walking towards you, I didn’t think I had it in me.”
“Are you disappointed that it’s me?”
