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mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

#eilish by billie eilish + almond eclair (random unbranded bottle from winners hehe)#or sometimes sweet like candy by ariana grande

it’s canon to me that ilya got a #YOLO tattoo in 2012

#drake’s take care album went triple platinum on that boy’s iphone 4 i just know it #i am open to discussion about where he’d put this tattoo but i think inner lip would be funny #ilya rozanov

iwrotemrtambourineman

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

iwrotemrtambourineman

ilya comes back from therapy with galina like three months after this fight (of course it was a fight) and with the same candor as ashley padilla in the mom confession sketch goes i’m only going to say this once and i’m only going to say it if after i do you promise you will not react no talking no faces no nothing and shane’s on the couch reading like uh. what’s going on? and ilya goes what i have to tell you. Is that I think I was treated unfairly. By my mom. and of course shane makes a face and ilya is reacting like a wild fucking animal

#oh god that fight would be one for the ages #shane being like soooo uh. did your mom ever have a therapist? and ilya just scoffs like no why would she need one? she had me.#and shane trying to be delicate about it is like a bull trying to be delicate in a china shop #he’s like baby you were eleven. she shouldn’t have been putting all of that onto you. she shouldn’t have been calling you her soulmate.#and ilya snaps back like well im sorry you and your mother are BUSINESS PARTNERS you wouldn’t understand #she NEEDED me i was the only one who could help her and everyone was against us #we WERE soulmates you don’t get it #… god they both have so much baggage that just crashes together in such messy ways

hudconera

happy pride month to this iconic scene

holllanov

shane + worrying about ilya

as someone whose og fandom’s main deal was “take this side character with 3 lines and build him a rich inner world” (newsies forever baby) i need everyone reading my hr fics to know i have concocted far too much lore in my brain about hayden pike that will probably never be mentioned

#he’s mormon. he’s from southern alberta. his town has one of those HOME OF STANLEY CUP WINNER HAYDEN PIKE signs.#he has a lot of older sisters. he played his whl days for the calgary hitmen. he was a 2nd round nhl draft pick.#he doesn’t really follow most mormon rules anymore but the one thing he’s stuck by is not drinking coffee. he WILL drink alcohol tho.#he votes conservative bc his parents did and that’s a good enough reason for him. he has a ‘i <3 alberta oil and gas’ bumper sticker.#he does not know said sticker is a red flag he just knows his dad works in the oil industry.#after shane comes out he puts a rainbow ALLY sticker next to it and his ugly lifted truck simply confuses everyone.#ANYWAYS!!

hollanovcat

happy pride month !!

#!!!!

actuallysara

can't believe we almost lost this generational face card to the old spaghetti factory

#with a face like that he should’ve been working at cactus club #or at LEAST earls

selkielore

#ilya rozanov

rip to people who don’t enjoy heatwaves but truly there is nothing i love more than laying outside in like +36 degree sunny weather just taking it in

#yes i look like im melting. don’t save me im right where i wanna be.#ideally id be by a pool or lake rn but i cant complain about my parents patio tbh #36c = 96f btw for the americans

cuppydogshane

OK, listen the fuck up! Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored. I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago. I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before. Now, I only need one thing. I need

tokey samwich :)

shaneposting

urie

honestly shane getting a blowjob and fingers in his mouth while hayden is confiding in him about his wife's difficult delivery and how they need her brother to help while shes in recovery is one of the funniest fucking things he has ever done. hes such a jock. hes like damnnn that sucks anyway hold on [cums]

#literally a selfish whore and i love it