something in a vaguely human shape

where there are dishes, i sweep them

[j5daigada]

maid toki for maid day (what do you mean I'm late?)

[toskarin]

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if joker could beat box

[yamada-ryo]

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

The official video for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

[posthumousprincessparts]

good news, despite being claimed to be servants of god you can just adopt an angel whenever you want. just take her off the street she's yours now

[yamada-ryo]

sources are telling me that pjackk is stable

[mikufanclub]

[parisetya]

today is a bit warm

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[nait0u]

(Xユーザーのあくれさん: 「キュアアルカナ・シャドウ https://t.co/r49uirXv1t」 / Xから)

[halimaidmf]

The backrooms was interesting, but it would have been better if it was about a naive rich teen trying to learn the nature of the mysterious incident which ended his family and the golden witch Beatrice on a private island off the coast of Japan

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Your mutual didn’t reblog your post because you’re a bad person.

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[estro-boi]

damn this blew up. click here for more lifehacks 👇

The Marxist theory of the state and the tasks of the proletariat in the revolution

[toskarin]

they're making me take lessons after I drove innovatively. written portion. easy.

I get to the yes/no section and see the question "was char aznable right." I shake my head. that trick isn't going to work this time. I look down to the next question. "was char aznable correct"

[toskarin]

wer hlencesagu gif ligric wære getwinn and smelte

[cocoon2010]

WHO SUFFERED MORE?

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST: died a little bit but resurrected after three days like a chump

SATSUKI YUMIZUKA: 23 years no route