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Dirk/M/16 Shoot me up with a message if you've got technical issues. It's pretty much my thing. I live in the ocean ok.

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[Due to health reasons muns gonna be in the hospital for the next day or so, but hopefully I will return soon!]

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Has it already seriously been a week?

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well i recently dyed my hair a pastel pink and i cloned another cat

well see how long this one survives w/ its given mutation

and ummm oh i think i got taller ye

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Experimenting with colors, then? And does it all come from the same cat how many cats did you have to start with I feel that's an important question.

Are you a cat retirement agency waiting for like senior fluffy to kick the bucket that's pretty hardcore Roxy.

What are you now like 4'2?

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aww

th’kyaaa

hmmmmmmm

well lets see i guess an update would be in order rite??

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No prob.

Guess so, tell me a little about it.

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cockcyx started following you

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shit is always completely real not just metaphorically when it comes to me how did you manage that is the hot pocket ok

i am quite facinating so you should be a fan of me disregarding the acronym but yes we are kindred spirits and automatic bffs because you like mass effect

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Then I suppose I was taking this conversation much too lightly, I apologize wow. Thank you for your prioritized concern but yes, my dinner did manage to not become as severely burned as I almost was. I don't have a lot of skill in the kitchen, it's almost impressive actually.

Too late kid. And thank you I have been looking forward to this moment, or at least to find someone with relatively mutual interests. What else are you into?

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THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, IT’S TIME AGAIN TO PLAY “DID THESE PEOPLE FOLLOW ME BECAUSE THEY ENJOY SEEING ME REGULARLY HUMILIATE MYSELF OR WOULD THEY ENJOY AN ACTUAL ~FOR REAL~ **ENTIRELY AUTHENTIC NO FUCKING AROUND WITH JUST A PINCH OR TWO OF CONCENTRATED SARCASM** CONVERSATION???”

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Should I even respond to this the post has 27 notes I feel like the trains already left the station.

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im filled with at least 9% sense and the rest is laziness and apathy

decimals were the first thing i could come up with to express the number of people ive interacted with dude duuuuuuuuuuuuuude are you an ME fan too

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Dude those numbers really spoke to me shit just got metaphorically real. I am an estimated 97 % sympathetic with your woes the other 3 % is reserved for myself because I just nearly gave myself second degree burn with a hot pocket.

I often find that acronym more amusing than I should, but a little bit yes.

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u and ur weird compliments haa how i missed them how i have missed u

omg

ummmmm yea i have nothing much 2 say either i was kinda relying on u to perk me up but thtas kay thanks beef dirky

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Weird how was it weird I'm getting a little offended here.

Hey hey anyone who has an apparently unlimited armada of nicknames deserves some perking up or at least a legitimate attempt what can I do ya for?

Admittedly I have few and far between current events to be going on about but surely there's multiple conversion topics we could situate for ourselves?

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cockcyx started following you

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im glad youre so committed to me but normally i dont have that much riveting humor or originality

ive touched base with like 1.2 of your alternates the .2 being for the ones ive exchanged 1 sentence with so i dont think that counts im dave just in case you hadnt figured that out

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S'alright guy, as far as I'm concerned you've got the sense down and really that's all I could ask for.

Yeah though the uses of percentages is 100 % acceptable I get what you mean. Nice to be acquainted with a Mass Effect fan I look for people like you.

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brototyped started following you

hey dorkizoid word up

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Assuming that isn't some sort of typo and you quite honestly just said 'word up' I find myself unlimitedly pleased by your greeting.

Otherwise not a lot is up to be wording. Wbu?

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cockcyx started following you

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you reblogged a text post i didnt make this is the ultimate bond of trust between a follower that you trust me to make good posts after that

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We're already too far in to back out now solider this following business is a commitment damn right I trust you.

On a relatively more serious subject, however I'm Dirk assuming you haven't touched base with one of my alternates and in which case you haven't this exchange must have been one hell of an introduction. 

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gurlgamuer started following you

Yo.

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cockcyx started following you

I'd act surprised you followed me but I followed first and reblogged a text post of yours I'd say shit was already starting to get pretty serious.

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neverendingpuzzlemurders started following you

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IF I’M SENDING MIXED SIGNALS. I APOLOGIZE. AND BY THAT I MEAN I DON’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT. I’M NOT TRYING TO FLATTER YOu. OR ANYONE ELSE. FuCK WHY WOuLD I EVEN DO THAT. I CAN LITERALLY COuNT ALL THE PEOPLE I’D EVEN ATTEMPT TO FLATTER AT CERTAIN TIMES ON ONE HAND. AND NOT MY TROLL HAND. BuT MY PAST HAND WITH FOuR CLAWS. AND I WOuLDN’T EVEN HAVE TO uSE ALL OF MY HAND APPENDAGES. 

WHAT. NO. THAT SOuNDS RIDICuLOuSLY STuPID. WHY WOuLD THERE BE SuCH A POSITION AS “SECRET BLOGGING AGENT”?? BLOGGING AS  AN ACTIVITY IS uSELESS IN ITSELF SO WHY WOuLD THERE BE A SPECIAL. SECRET. POSITION MADE JuST FOR IT.

I DON’T GIVE A FuCK. THE ONLY WAY I’D CALL YOu LORD DIRK WOuLD BE IF YOu REFERRED TO ME AS LORD uMBRAGE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE ONLY WAY YOu’LL GET ME TO TYPE OuT THOSE WORDS TOGETHER.

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Wow okay apology not even accepted then. Really it'd be like me giving you a short answer and then adding a small tangent about something completely contradictory afterward to what I began the response with like for example I really don't care so you're sorta just being forgiven by default here let's be honest. Now how much of a hypocrite would you have to be to pull some shit like that it's unbelievable.

Idk man that sounds exactly like something a theoretical blogging agent would say I've got my eyes on you and your hand appendages. 

You quite literally just typed it out two sentences prior to saying you never would oh my god I can't tell if you're being straight with me here or not. Kay if I call you lord you'll call me lord do we have a deal?

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Nissle tappels

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senpaikind started following you

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THANK YOU. VERY NICE MEET YOU.

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Yeah feelings mutual, you go by Damara I gathered from the general analysis I did of your blog?

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senpaikind started following you

I don't know what else to deduce from you aside from your url but either way you're doing well so far.