I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny
When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this
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I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny
When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this
a masterpost
Eastern Massachusetts Gothic, Part 2
In Salem, tourism is a thriving industry, built on the infamy of the Witch Trials. Witches, ghouls, and ghosts walk in costume in Derby Square, handing out fliers for nighttime ghost tours. Perhaps this is how Salem buries its dead, you think, realizing that you never even learned all of the names of the 19 victims of the Salem Witch Trials. The Grim Reaper walks up to you. He hands you a flier with a discount for a nighttime ghost tour.
Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people pass Boston’s homeless on the streets each day, averting their eyes and quickening their pace as they walk by people holding donation cans, signs, pleas for money or assistance, some acknowledgement of their plight. You walk by too, and you always feel a twinge of guilt. Sometimes you contemplate buying one of these people a sandwich or a coffee, or asking them if they’re alright. Most people wonder the same thing. But no one stops; kindness disrupts the monotonous, soulless routine of daily life. You continue walking.
In your upper-middle class suburban town, you are always told to avoid the poorer neighboring towns or cities. They’re dangerous, you’re told, dirty and mean and not meant for you. They’re places to be ridiculed, scorned, and feared. You must stay where it’s safe, in your social bubble. Here, you’re told, everything is fine. People are kind, the schools are good, the community is close. Stay in the community, you’re told. And you stay.
After Halloween, many pumpkins remain on porches, stoops, and sidewalks, left to rot. Their carved features become distorted as the structure collapsed on itself, blackening as it decays and liquifies. You begin to avoid the houses guarded by Jack'o Lanterns.
Some mornings, you wake with a start to the sound of gunshots and fleeing birds. It takes a few moments to realize that you are not the target, and that the firing comes from across the border in New Hampshire. At nightfall, you can’t sleep; the sound of fireworks and rockets going off from across the Merrimack River keeps you up. Fucking New Hampshire.
The shores of rivers are plentiful with trash turned treasure. You find clay pipes, marbles, bottles, and broken china fragments with beautiful patterns. You also find dead fish and animal bones. There was that time you found what looked like human teeth. You wonder how they got there, but you’re not sure you really want the answer.
Everyone has a Harvard or BU sweatshirt. And yet, you know no one who goes to Harvard, and only a handful who go to BU. You never bother to say anything about it.
There are also a lot of people with Cape Cod t-shirts and sweatshirts. You assume they’re not from around here. Almost no one goes to the Cape. It will be underwater soon enough anyway.
imagine having someone secretly loving you and thinking about you all day long
I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
nitrqin:
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
do you ever just sit and think about how cute someone is and get all smiley
I love how everyone has one characteristic that they use to explain their extra and unnecessary behavior like oh don’t mind me the Jersey jumped out. The 1/8th Portuguese Azorean jumped out I can’t help it. I ate all my meals on ZooPals plates every day as a youngin I can’t keep calm
“I’m bout to get real Kirksville Missouri population 11,352 on yo ass”
reblog this and tag your personal scapegoat characteristic
I trust him
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
yes i hate men. yes i am attracted to men. we exist
i get nervous when my battery drops lower than 70% and i think that says a lot about the kind of person i am
u have been visited by a good week spell
\( ° u ° )—~☆°•;‘•°☆`;°• and… poof! u and ur pet will have a good week. not even school, work, or toxic relationships can break it!!!