the gods were never on our side

so i think it’s time we watch them fall • m • 29 • she/her •

[bourgeoix]

🌸 bourgeoix 🌸

29, pisces, she/her, lesbian

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occasional nsfw, tagged #nsfw

fic rec ✨💗

[real-language-facts]

dinosaurs spoke esperanto and thats why they had to die

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[bourgeoix]

anyone got the eva noblezada x orville peck cabaret 🥾🦵?

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[hauntedyke]

like if u agree

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[lucylehane]

Wrong response?

The Birdcage (1996)

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[recoveringdirectioner]

he’s so funny for this i’m crying

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[userhudson]

stop it he sent the finger heart like a bow and arrow

[melonwah]

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

[tommosloueh]

Louis and Liam pouring powerade on each other during Best Song Ever, 28/07/15

[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 3.01 - All In