the gods were never on our side

so i think it’s time we watch them fall • m • 29 • she/her •

[bourgeoix]

🌸 bourgeoix 🌸

29, pisces, she/her, lesbian

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occasional nsfw, tagged #nsfw

fic rec ✨💗

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[texasbama]

I'm giving the paps my pussycat with no idea I would be in a fang fight less than an hour later.

LESTAT + his cunty corset top

[evilnicegirl]

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

[evilnicegirl]

i would say theres honestly nothing you can do

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[skinilivein]

[bourgeoix]

coworker behavior with my much younger costar

[kneelb4kesha]

Brandon Sanderson is interesting because in the majority of his body of work (especially his main cosmere universe) he kind of sits down across from you and says,

"Listen, even if an omniscient God or a godlike being is real, most religions are built on only a bit of truth and mostly upon myths designed to keep order among the populace. This order creates, designs, and enforces rigid roles for racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia. It excuses and handwaves, if not outright encourages, colonialism and oppression."

and you're like "Mr. Sanderson, aren't you a card carrying member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints?"

and he's like "don't worry about that"

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[senatortedcruz]

Do you think it's problematic to marry someone who's poorer than you and has a severe cognitive disability?

I know it’s you Taylor

[casgirl]

Listening to iris by the goo goo dolls again

[theweight]

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[secretgarden]

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me