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We need Lizzo but we don’t deserve her

#yall if this is the last reblog on my blog then so be it #rupaul's whole love slogan never sat right with me #way before he kinda popularized it #and this says exactly why #I was with my then bf when this councelor person said that phrase to him and I was just sitting there like #bitch??#so youre saying our relationship is a lie??#but I kept my mouth shut bc that session was about him and not me #listen to lizzo guys #that person gets it

dewa-chan

Is mycroft's eldritch entity visible? (such as Abby's Yog being able to be seen by the keyhole in her forehead)

yEP Volgna-Gath is actually pretty easy to spot in his last ascension…bc it is just everywhere.

The big eyes floating behind him and the eye-strings attached to his cloak are all Volgna.

If Volgna doesn’t want to be seen it can just retract into Mycroft’s body, but most of the time it doesn’t bother much.

andatsea

Through wide eyes.

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allichima-draws

They are finally available online! My Moosh-Moosh Squared plushes come in nine adorable styles. 🖤 Be sure to check them out on http://www.moosh-moosh.com https://www.instagram.com/p/B45WMmyDLYw/?igshid=1r92t3bkdid93

#I only exist on this tumblr to reblog my friend's stuff now #BC THEY ADORBS #chesireelims

allichima-draws

My first series of designs all my own! 😍

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#*raises from the dead*#LOOK AT MY BESTIE'S AMAZING PLUSHIES #BUY THEM #THEY SQUISHY #chesireelims

catsuggest

good morninge immediotely

or else

hugsandkissu

or else what, cat?

catsuggest

#this is my rabbits except they cant make vocal sounds for that purpose so they dig at the carpet and on my bed to make noise and wake me up #they run on a 22 hour day cycle #it's exhausting

hexereiwitch-deactivated2019052

Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator

;)

Reblog and say which one you got

exotic-crystal-dancer

Useless Fire Witch.

If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.

perse-phoneee-deactivated202007

Educated urban witch.

I approve!

orriculum

Modern crystal witch

Eh close enough

tinybeanqueer-deactivated202306

goth hex witch lol

deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva

I got gay solar witch and I feel very attacked.

caitlynlynch

Dumbass astrology witch i feel SEEN

thestarfishdancer

vampire love witch… I think this has got me and @thebibliosphere mixed up…

thebibliosphere

You know normally I’d agree, but considering I got “exhausted vampire witch” I think you’re going to have to own to that one.

obstinate-nocturna

Traditional solitary witch.

I MEAN.

manicpixiesdreamdragon

disaster draconian witch

proserpine-in-phases

Sexy bog witch

#80s ice witch #l mean #I was born in 1990 in the middle of blackest winter in the fucking arctic #so close enough I guess

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peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

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peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

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tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

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thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

#reblogging only for the last one akjdfgkjd

annesmiless

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

moniquill

I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

maxxiegalaxy-deactivated2022032

“I can only do 44” hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

o-lascaux-o

yes good

I was always frustrated how my P.E. teachers wanted all of us to go “all-or-none” and basically hurt ourselves without letting us build up from square-one like in the first gif. Then they’d fuckin yell at us for not doing it right >:|

Knee-pushups is not square-one.

arkilliandragon

When I got my first personal trainer, she had me doing push ups almost standing upright in the weight lifting bars so that I could do 15 reps and 3 sets of them. It’s more about the technique of the push up, and if you’re pushing too much weight, you can’t exersize the correct muscles within their tolerances. This post is pretty important tto know cause of that.

jhameia

I was introduced to the knee push-up last year and it was such a fucking game changer. I had NO idea it was possible to work those same muscles just with a slight variation in position.

personal-scientist

I wanna just verify that these are excellent for building strength, both as someone who took weights class in high school with a good teacher, and as someone who’s had a lifetime of physical therapy (not for my arms specifically, but I’ve spent a lot of time in sports medicine centers). And again, if the vertical one in the first gif is difficult, you don’t even have to lean into it like that. Start standing, and only lean as much as it takes you to lower towards the wall.

And remember, many exercises can be modified in this way! I did an image search for “modified pull up” and got exactly what I was looking for right away, which is this:

Doing pull ups on a lower bar, or from the straps with handles that gyms sometimes have (called the TRX - they can also be used to support yourself during squats and some balance exercises) is a lot easier than jumping straight into vertical pullups, and lets you build up that muscle with exercises that are still comfortable and safe for you, so you can do more sets of more reps.

As a general rule, always start with lower-strain exercises and practice good form before you work your way up. You don’t want to have to unlearn bad habits that could lead to injury later as the difficulty increases.

jecook

@imfemalewarrior I’m assuming you’ve seen this post but in case you haven’t—it seems like your kind of thing

imfemalewarrior

Here are push up and pull up progressions!

-FemaleWarrior, She/They

vivelevagin

Story time:

I had a shitty PE coach in the sixth grade who berated me for not being able to do a single push up or touch my toes, for not being able to run a complete mile. She wouldn’t let us do “girl” push ups (knees).

Next year I had an amazing PE coach. When he noticed that I couldn’t run a complete mile, he reached out to my parents and suggested that I might have exercise induced asthma (spoiler, I did.) My first week with that inhaler cut my mile time down by a minute. He would run the mile with us, jogging with those of us who were struggling and encourage us.

Thanks to him and that inhaler, by the end of the seventh grade I could run a complete mile in about eight minutes. During the winter months (Michigan) when we couldn’t run outside, we had to run around the gym for 20 minutes. By the end of that winter I was able to jog for all 20 minutes. By the next year, I was able to run for all 20 minutes, and at the end of that year my mile time was just under 7 minutes.

At the start of the year, he told us that if we couldn’t do “normal” push ups, then it was okay for us to do “girl” push ups. He told us that, on average, girls have a lower center of gravity than boys and that this meant it was more difficult for us to keep our hips up and our backs straight. He focused on helping up improve our arm AND core strength so that we would eventually be able to do “normal” push ups.

I started that year being able to ZERO normal push ups. By winter I was able to do exactly ONE. He gave me a high five and told me that I had improved 100%.

ALSO, the next year I developed tendonitis in my right knee. I came in with a doctor’s note and he was so proud of me that he proceeded to tell the entire class they should all be proud of me for taking care of my body. It was extremely embarrassing at the time.

Basically, good PE teachers who actually understand the human body and won’t try to push you past your limits are extremely important and I was so lucky to have one.

imfemalewarrior

That makes all the difference in the world and applies to gym buddies, physical therapists, and personal trainers as well.

-FemaleWarrior, She/They

#ey wtf #this explains alot about how shitty all my p.e. teachers were