Wake Me Up Later

Writer and compulsive reblogger. Icon art by viria

[jecook]

I wrote a book coming out later this year and you can sign up for an ebook arc (advanced reader copy) here. or you can buy it when it comes out normally. so what’s the book?

A few years ago, tumblr was making a lot of noise about wanting more books in the vein of The Mummy. So was my sister. So I started work on one.

My novel, Gold Rush features:

adventure 🗺️

archeology 🇧🇷

banter :D

siblings!

action 🔫

portrayal of the real deforestation happening in the Amazon due to illegal gold mining and cattle ranching 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🔥🔥

and romance!

So yeah you should check it out. More info soon!

[messygoku]

[thefloatingstone]

I'm really amused at the idea of Rocky having one-sided beef with Stratt.

[snailszontheside]

Monomania

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[miyku]

TOMB RAIDER Legacy of Atlantis | ▶ dev. Crystal Dynamics ˣ Flying Wild Hog

[onewingedangels]

Lara Croft in TOMB RAIDER: LEGACY OF ATLANTIS (2027) dev. Crystal Dynamics

[dankxsinatra]

We have reached preposterous amounts of Back

[lostcyberspace]

Everybody get the fuck out her way.

[songsomi]

"At least they got your good side." "Didn't know I have a bad one."

[televisionenjoyer]

Nooo never kill yourself baby. Star Trek enters the public domain in 2062.

[thisusernameisunique]

One year before the Vulcans arrive?

[rudywiser]

Well yeah, otherwise they'd be under copyright

[valtsv]

"i'm doing this for my wife and kids" justifications are so so so fucking funny like even ignoring the patriarchal arrogance the naked desperation to have an excuse to commit acts of heinous violence and the implications of the family unit as property to be defended and butchered like livestock it's like. if you want a hole to die in so badly grab a shovel and go outside. why are you digging the fucking trenches in our living room man.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[birfskill]

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

[lum1natriiix]

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this