You Wouldnt Like Me When Im Angry

Marvel. Active RP Bruce Banner, open to new RPs and different AUs and pairings.

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Press play and then go back to what you were doing before.

Whatever you were doing just got 10 times more exciting.

You’re welcome.

[mr-laufeyson-deactivated2014013]

i was seriously just drinking tea but i felt like i was about to take over the world jesus

[imaphilion-blog]

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS!?!

[car4phernelia]

Lyme disease just became a lot more interesting c:

[kimshellsite]

I was trying to kill a mosquito, then played this and holy shit

if I get to kill the mosquito before the music is over the world is saved

it depends on me and my mosquito killing abilities

[drunknoah]

Try typing an essay while listening to this, I swear I’ve just convinced myself that if I finish my essay in time I will save the world.

[moriardee-deactivated20120525]

I have to clean my room, or the world will die!

[livvyham-deactivated20150428]

That was the worst. There was just too much pressure to win that game of minesweeper! What if I had failed? WHAT IF I HAD FAILED??

[somethingdeathcantouch-deactiva]

DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT. REPEAT: DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.

[untilyourbreathingst0ps]

I listen to this while cycling

[old-and-bald]

Translating Spanish into English suddenly became a lot more exciting.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[realsashafierce]

since there is a lot of nostalgia for the avengers/mcu fandom circa 2012, here are some of the most commonly used tropes in fanfics and fanworks that we all just, for some reason, accepted (feel free to add more!):

they all live in the Avengers Tower and have their own custom rooms/floors designed by tony

clint in the vents

thor loves poptarts and coffee and all the food in general 

movie nights!

taco/pizza/sushi/etc dinners where one of them is assigned to wash the dishes afterwards

bruce does yoga and can cook all kinds of cuisines

natasha cleaning and sharpening her knives

steve struggling with the Internet

tony rarely sleeps, he’s always in his lab creating new suits and equipment for the team. coffee is his main source of sustenance until steve or bruce convince him to sleep and eat something pls

steve, in his downtime, draws draws draws. bonus points if he does it in the workshop while tony is working

tony and bruce Sciencing Out

steve is the momma hen, tony the dad (or vice-versa tbh)

nick fury/coulson/maria hill act as the Avengers’ publicists

clint/coulson (ok y’all i read some of those fics AND THEY WERE CUTE OK DONT @ ME) 

loki pops up every now and again pretty much as a glorified magical prankster

bruce loves tea and is always brewing that matcha 

clintasha

team teaches steve and thor about modern life and pop culture

natasha is the sage and constant source of wisdom 

thor always speaks IN! A! BOOMING! VOICE!

“what really happened in budapest” 

rhodey and pepper also make appearances. and in the latter part of that era, sam and bucky

sleepovers in the living room! where they sleep all huddled together!! :(((

[mcu-trash]

[avengerstan11]

Brucenat

I adore them

[avengers-for-live]

Always and forever

[bruciesnat]

love them so much

[alicecullen]

Due to personal reasons I will be ignoring canon completely and creating my own au

[gryphonrhi]

I recognize that canon has made a decision. But when it’s a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Sciences Bros in Avengers: Age of Ultron

[mellowcann]

Enter the Marvel fandom they said

It’ll be fun they said

But here i am crying in a corner

[hulkbruces]

Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner in Avengers Endgame (2019) Dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[kotsume]

ice cream asks

[ddrvbiblgigb]

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

french vanilla: how old are you?

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

cheesecake: what’s your zodiac sign?

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post?

bubblegum: books or movies?

pistachio: manga or anime?

salted caramel: favorite movies?

birthday cake: favorite books?

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

black cherry: four words that describe you?

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

toffee: a card game that you’re good at?

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

dark chocolate: turn ons?

fudge: turn offs?

peach: how do you relax?

praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet?

superman: do you like sweaters?

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

[jace-the-ace12-deactivated20221]

send send send send

[astralcrash]

SEND SEND SEND SEND

[obsidiancreates]

Fun!

[septic-dr-schneep]

Ooh, ask away!

[shewhowillrise]

So who else misses 2012 and the “they all live in the tower and tony made them separate floors” fanfics after seeing that shit fire angsty trailer

[flowersonmymind1016]

Instead Avengers Endgame can we have just go back to the innocence of the Avengers in 2012? Have missions and team movie nights, witty banter thrown back and forth? Things like Thor trying to work a toaster, Tony catching Steve up on all pop culture he’s missed, Clint and Natasha training together, Bruce making them curries and teas? I want deaf Clint Barton and Tony making him the best hearing aids on the planet. I want Bruce taking care of the team when they come back injured from a mission. I want the team to take care of Bruce when he’s feeling down because of the Other Guy. I want the team to make sure Tony isn’t working 18 hours straight in his workshop. I want Natasha to know she finally has people she can trust. I want Steve to know he’s not alone in the 21st century. I want Thor to know he’s finally got a real family. I just want the innocence back, please! 

[twofacetoo]

So Tumblr is now auto-reblogging adverts onto my dash

If you see them, tell me and I’ll delete them. I don’t condone that shit

[momma-sleeptalker-deactivated20]

I was wondering why the fuck you reblogged something about shampoo. yeah, same here. if you see adverts on my dash, let me know ASAP

[ladydragon76]

I have adblocker and see NO ads, so if I reblog an ad, it wasn’t me, please let me know and LINK me, cuz I’ll never see it otherwise.

[mishasteaparty]

[theblonedfromasgard-blog]

Proff that Bruce Banner is the cutest little green bean to ever not really but kind of exist

[chyornaya-vdova]

Zombies Assemble

[chyornaya-vdova]

The two left the building after Nat made sure it’s gonna blow up nicely once they’re gone. While flying them back to the tower, Nat started to feel weird. Especially her left arm where this creature was touching her…But she ignored it for now.

[bruce-bannerd]

“Are you ok?” Bruce asked with a frown, she had been pretty quiet on the flight home. She hardly said two words when they were securing the building. She wasn’t the chattiest of people, but this was still a level of quiet even for her.

[chyornaya-vdova]

“Fine.” She replied, before getting up and letting JARVIS have the control of the jet. “Just need some water.” With that said she grabbed a bottle and took a few gulps. When Bruce wasn’t looking, she pulled off her left glove to inspected her hand and noticed dark lines all over it.

[bruce-bannerd]

Bruce nodded and accepted her answer, even though he didn’t fully believe it. He instead took to watching the burning rubble of what had been the building disappear as they flew. Hopefully whatever had almost gotten Natasha was long buried down there.

[chyornaya-vdova]

Before Bruce could notice her weird looking hand, she put the glove back on and went back to him. “Could you check the files while we’re flying back? I’d like to know what they did there.”

[bruce-bannerd]

“Sure.” Bruce pulled up the files, oblivious to her injury. He looked over them, a frown forming slowly. “It looks like...I don’t even know.” Bruce cut himself off as he read over the notes once again. “Some human enhancement.” The way the notes described the results of some tests, and that thing that had attacked Natasha, the word zombie came to mine, but he brushed that off.

[chyornaya-vdova]

@bruce-bannerd

“Hey, big guy.” Nat called out to Hulk, but made sure her voice sounded softer than usual. Despite the protest of everyone, she decided to try this again. Maybe she was lucky the last time, but she made Bruce come back after a code green. And maybe she could do it again.

[bruce-bannerd]

Hulk turned his head as he heard his name, growling at her slightly. He watched her, sensing no hostility, and the grumble easing from his voice. After a moment he huffed and shook his head, taking a step back.

[chyornaya-vdova]

Nat slowly came closer to him, holding her hand out to him. “Sun’s getting real low.” That’s what she said the last time and maybe it’s gonna work again. She stopped a few meters away from him and waited for him to do something.

[bruce-bannerd]

Hulk hesitated after she spoke, eying her up before he grunted and raised a hand slowly. Almost as if reluctant, he extended it closer to her, waiting on her her next move. All the while he was seemingly calmer and calmer by the minute.

[chyornaya-vdova]

Zombies Assemble

[chyornaya-vdova]

The two left the building after Nat made sure it’s gonna blow up nicely once they’re gone. While flying them back to the tower, Nat started to feel weird. Especially her left arm where this creature was touching her…But she ignored it for now.

[bruce-bannerd]

“Are you ok?” Bruce asked with a frown, she had been pretty quiet on the flight home. She hardly said two words when they were securing the building. She wasn’t the chattiest of people, but this was still a level of quiet even for her.

[chyornaya-vdova]

“Fine.” She replied, before getting up and letting JARVIS have the control of the jet. “Just need some water.” With that said she grabbed a bottle and took a few gulps. When Bruce wasn’t looking, she pulled off her left glove to inspected her hand and noticed dark lines all over it.

[bruce-bannerd]

Bruce nodded and accepted her answer, even though he didn’t fully believe it. He instead took to watching the burning rubble of what had been the building disappear as they flew. Hopefully whatever had almost gotten Natasha was long buried down there.