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'I'm a Bruce fan but I'm not a fan of comic Bruce because he did—'

You are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

waiting to see if theres a tadc showtime where theres only no more than like 2 other people in the theater i do not trust tadc fans to have theater etiquette

#going to the theater is my favorite way of watching anything at all i go there all the time sometimes i see movies that dont even look that #good just cause i like being in the theater.like idk a movie could suck otherwise but be awesome if its in a theater #BUT I WILL LITERALLY NEVER NOT BE SALTY ABOUT MY FNAF MOVIE 2 EXPERIENCE #there were 2 teenage boys who were the most obnoxious fucking people behind us and couldnt keep quiet for 1 second they really thought the #sound of their own voice was just sooooo important and their commentary was soooooo funny and everyone was here to laugh at their jokes and #one of them moaned when toy chica was on screen (its fnaf so obviously there were children in the theater) i told them to shut up like 8 #times and then i snitched on them to an employee but i dont think anything was done about it. it literally ruined my experience with a #movie i was really excited for #i lucked the fuck out with the backrooms screening my friends and i went to being not being that packed cause apparently ppl are having #similar stories with that one? also i was lucky with the minecraft movie cause the only other people there were a family with really little #children. no teenagers except me and my siblings #and again i go to the theater a lot and it isnt every movie with a packed theater its just the movies that have very online brainrot gen #zalpha fandoms that do not have theater etiquette so yeah i fear for theater employees yall are being so brave rn #anyways other reason i dont want to go to a crowded screening is because of my fear of running into someone i know that would be so #embarrassing. what are YOU doing at cringe island #chit chatting

dickgraysonmyrobin

*bravely stands up* i like batman and forgive him

now that its pride month remember that right now its illegal for batman to be straight and if you make fanart of him in a m/f ship remember to include the bisexual pride flag so people remember that hes bisexual and when he dates women its because bisexual people do that sometimes

#chit chatting #bruce wayne

happy pride everypony 😁 sam altman isnt invited this year just to be clear 😕

#chit chatting

gelybean

ɪ’ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʀᴇᴀᴋʏ ɴɪᴋᴋɪ ❤️

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‘Obsession’ was amazing and Inde Navarrette’s was such a revelation! 😭💖 One of my favorite horror movies of recent years hands down!!

my chud cat has no friends this is the only male loneliness epidemic i care about

#he has been depressed ever since our other cat disappeared #now hes an incel #chit chatting

cyn1caal

some talia doodles

sun-moon-talia

bruce wayne is that guy who comes crawling back to his baby mama every time a relationship doesn’t work out

ashoss

dc pleassseeeeee i misss themmmmmmmmm

mooniolex

I need more Ghostmaker asap

silencespring

Question: Is Batman Triggered by Guns?

Answer: Sometimes.

From my vague memory of the hundreds of Batman comics I've read, Bruce (depending on the writer; some never write him as being triggered while others do) is consistently triggered by the context, not necessarily just the gun.

(He spends the rest of the comic spiraling wheeee)

Certain writers will have him responding differently, but it seems that he is triggered pretty consistently involving any combination of at least two factors mirroring the event: gun + person he knows + child + alleyway + civilian mode.

Interestingly enough, he doesn't really care about being shot himself. He's afraid of not saving someone, whether he intimately cares about them or not.

Comics referenced are:

Brian Azzarello's Broken City, Legends of the Dark Knight #79, Batman Adventures Vol. 4, Detective Comics #439, Batman #380, and Batman: Kings of Fear.

#neurodivergent batman tag

i hate how tumblr white saviors have whitewashed cowboy history. girl i just wanna talk about my brown bisexual vaquero oc without wondering if someone on here will call me racist

#“cowboys were white colonizers who killed indigenous people” < person who fell for white washed hollywood westerns propaganda #person who cant do five seconds or research to find where cowboys originate #person who deliberately ignores how complex and multicultural the history of cowboys are so they can simplify into a whitewashed narrative #person who forgets that cowboy is a job(that people still have) that people of varying morality have had #chit chatting

blackgirlnerds

Black Comic Alliance Announces Stage 2: DCBlackout, Escalating Calls for Structural Change at DC Comics

The Black Comic Alliance, the collective of content creators behind the viral #DCSoWhite campaign, has officially announced Stage 2 of its advocacy movement: DCBlackout, a coordinated protest calling on readers, supporters, and content creators to withhold financial support and pause content creation tied to DC Comics publishing initiatives until meaningful structural changes are made around…

boywonderturnedhunkwonder

TEN in FIFTY years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mysteriousbeetle

[ID: Text that reads: "In almost 50 years, DC has only had 10 Black ongoing series in its mainline continuity, with only 1 surpassing 50 issues, and not a single [title led by a] Black woman. They constantly blame sales, but they're playing a game with the deck stacked against us. This needs to stop," said James Portis III, also known as JPenumbra. /End ID.]

spaceshiprocket

Bruce and Alfred by Darwyn Cooke

george orwell was a democratic socialist larper i know that hoe was a trotskist deep down

#cause with how he wrote snowball i really read it as look at trotsky's great ideas that were tainted by stalin #but thats just my opinion #chit chatting

skooma8888

what would their pony names be bruh

#dark knight and robin wing #then their civilian names can be #midnight prance and swift feather

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